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Thank goodness someone besides me knows of the amazing elasticity of the anus. My own theory is that he has a fissure or hemorrhoids or venereal warts, which can cause wiping to take more time, but if ya just keep at it, you can clean it up real nice for the next guy. I bet he simply CBA to wipe...

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regarding sports: please do not mass create permastubs. focus on a single article at the time and focus on lulz kthx. it seems like we had a problem with abandoned single line stubs and had to delete them but by now i forgot which iteration of the site where that happened.

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this surgery would place him in a demographic that has a 40% suicide rate, therefore the state would be negligent to allow it.