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You're all going to look like a bunch of dummies when @Quence marches in here with 40 Facebook alts posting classic clips of Entertainment Tonight on your uncle's wall

Get into either tax or real estate law. Do some notary public bullshit on the side. One day you will meet a frumpy woman who is as awkward and into boring shit as you. She will let you place your penis in her mouth. You will get scared and run away hyperventilating and maybe even crying. You...

At the time of making this it was the most popular one and run by head Jew Oddguy from what I understand, though ED Gaming was seperate. I just couldn't believe what I was seeing when I found it. I don't remember if the "podcast" was post or concurrent with the Zaiger faggotting and shunning...

It's under 80 cents a bottle, you cheap fuck.

What if the man is lazy and doesn't have a lot of core strength due to decades of a sedentary alcoholic lifestyle and just prefers a woman sit on his pecker and bounce up and down for a bit?

I had absolutely no intention of following through with this. This was absolutely a shit post. But why the fuck not. Get more fags in here. We need someone to voice the dog.

I bought a fucking melodica just to do this stupid song.

Kraemer genuinely got a laugh out of me.

Facebook has a feature now where you can tell it what to do with your account after you die. I can see 2 people in this thread getting what they want with only one simple action.

Just steal flash 5 off the pirate bay. It's insanely outdated and shitty but it fucking rules.

All hail @denard. When I looked back and saw only one set of footprints I thought I had been walking alone, only to realize, no, @denard was carrying me all along.

My god is Scooter, my religion is rave.

Yeah. It's not letting me change the associated phone number and while I'm fairly certain I've posted my number here before, I certainly did on bitwave, I kind of don't want to do that. I'll keep you updated if I find some other accounts or figure this shit out.

For some reason meta is only letting me log in to the associated Instagram. I have to do some shit around here. I'll try again a little later.

Is a garrote okay?

I'm sure we could swap stories. Hahahaha. I'm just kidding. When we are building Busch mountains there's no time or energy for anything story worthy.