Last time I've had an MRI, it was just a cheap headset for the techs to ask if I was ok. That was 23 years ago though so I guess medical advances have made leaps and bounds lol
Razor blades all along a 2 foot dildo, shove it in your ass as far as it can go, give it a nice twist or 5. Be sure to record yourself doing it while watching reruns of "To Catch a Predator".
Political affiliation means nothing. Pedovirus can affect anyone.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/democratic-lawmaker-hit-child-sex-charges-calls-grow-immediate-resignation
Major Turdlet, how many years in the slammer did you do for being a pedo? I take it you developed your taste for malt liquor from sucking nigger cock. You either had to suck it in the pen or you just suck dick voluntarily.
@Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd did you take notes on that? That's outdated logic. Now, when a woman gets out of a relationship she spreads her legs and flies! That's the best time to get your winky wet albeit hearing about the ex beforehand lol