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William Henry Harrison was the best politician! I think all of them can take a page from his book and die shortly after elections lol

Ohio is factually correct! Being an Ohioan, we have absolutely nothing good to describe this state as except for Ohio.

It's the jewfro that makes me wonder

This bring me back to the question I've asked twice on two different threads... Do your ball touch the poop water when take a shit, my good sir?

Just nevermind, you have yourself a pleasant day/night, my good sir.

Well introduce yourself, homo. Tell us what you like, tell us about yourself, tell us how many cocks you've had in your ass. Stuff like that.

You tell him, you godless heathen!

You tell that to @LardChick, not me lol

@LardChick is an atheist. Message him/her/it? and explain the joys of God and how they will be meeting him soon if he keeps eating three suckling pigs a day.

Again, that's a lot of flaming hoops to jump through to look at illegal porn. @Quence will send you his "modeling" pics that his uncle took of him for the small fee of a Facebook account. Also, eat shit, nerd!

The car is fine. I'm angry because your mom doesn't have time to take my calls because she's busy catering to you while you sit in her basement. I'm angry that your Dad has to work so much to support your curry nigger Norah Jones fan club. Can't even have a beer with the man because he's too...

I can see why they're not selling. Almost $100k for an electric SUV? No thanks! I'll hold on to my Alien green shoebox lol

Just speedrun sucking cock. @Quence and @Major Tuddy will teach you all the tricks of the trade. You'll be slurping hotdogs in mere seconds with their help!

Sounds like you put a lot of effort in to crank your hog to CP.

Norah couldn't get it right. Damn those street shitter roots of hers! Bitch doesn't wipe after in true Hindu fashion.

Show me your dirty, hairy nipple major turd burglar!