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FAQ: NO, I will not be showing a video of me doing it. I don't know when I might next shart, hopefully it is soon. And no, I didn't get any on my underwear. It was during a shower.

It felt nice.

Ah ah ah! Mrs. Fleacollerindustry, I'm afraid you cannot get too close to Sir lurk. The two of you can be friends, but the best friend spot has been claimed by me, Lil' Nega! I'm afraid you're gonna have to resort to just being a distant friend to Sir lurk.

Guys, I have bad news. The moderator @Terraria Tree informed me I have been banned. Oh Sir lurk, I need your help!

Whenever I'm in trouble, I always look up to Sir Lurk for help. He always knows what to do. Sir @lurk ! I need your help! Lurk: Yes Lil' Nega, what is it? Me: I need your help! I accidentally posted a post twice! Lurk: No need to worry, I know just the solution. Me: Really!? Lurk: Yup! Just ask...

Oh God, I'm gonna be in trouble now, what do I do, what do I do-aha! I have a plan!

Uh, whoopsy daisy! I accidentally posted it twice!

Thank you Madam Quence!

Thank you Madam Quence!

Bootylicious! She's HOT.

Respect sir lurk. RESPECT THE LURK. RESPECT. HIM.

*Farts in your moms face*

Wow, pretty AND kind. Just one problem I have with you is your profile, its kind of disgusting and very unladylike. Could you please change it?

Its sir lurk, Mrs. Fleacollerindustry (you are not a sir yet.)

Yeah, its sir lurk, right sir lurk? You're really cool which is why I call you sir lurk.

His name is SIR LURK. Do not make fun of the mighty sir lurk, got that?