Conspiracy reveal: I have been secretly coordinating countless assets and agents for a large scale operation centered around a canadian man...I've been doing this for so long that the system I've created to harass this man and eventually imprison this man can run with minimal involvement on my part.
ever since i got the vaccine i havent been able to stop masturbating...ive even torn the skin on my precious pecker!
guess i should take it up with my boss and get compensated for all the seed ive spilled and the tear on my shaft skin
Hey, pal. It's been a while since we've talked. Thought I'd come by to let you know that you're a hopeless loser and that nobody wants you around. Hope you finally delete your account and fuck off bud :)
wow another alt account i never wouldve expected this from you in the slightest
why do you bother making 300 alt accounts to epically own aediot if youre just gonna narc on yourself a week later?