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dum cumpster

What's funny is that apparently if you drink enough alcohol starts to tingle the u-opiate receptors in extremely large quantities. i guess that explains why I drink like 15-20 beers in one sitting lmfao

top tier Bossa Nova

Who is he? he keeps insulting me i guess and is imagining/day dreaming about my pnuss for some strange reason.

@Colloid behold, my masterpiece

I'm too funny

God damn it lol

A fucking scythe? Why not a god damn crossbow?

i pulled half of all of that out of my ass lol

I never met her dad, so I assumed he died a long time ago and young Ozzy doesn't look like ozzy to me

No she's my age she's just a stoner ho with dreadlocks and likes Black Sabbath

Shame is a social construct

This girl I'm talking to now doesn't even know her dad and she once showed me a pic of a very young Ozzy Osbourne and she looked at me with a straight face and told me it was her dad when I asked who it was! WTF !!

nah, I like short, slightly chunky, hair dye obsessed and completely mentally ill lib chicks with daddy issues My beautiful beer drinking figure and my hairiness guarantees that I only attract the mentally illest with the most severe cases of daddy fever I guess that's also my guilty pleasure...