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  1. Your Mom is my pizza slave

    Make me a dinner
  2. Kanye was the greatest, y'all are just hatest

    He really was the greatest, like fucking Amadeus, he never would betray us, like a Bizzaro Benedict Arnold his honesty is a stronghold. Kanye was the blessdest he really is the bestest and you are all just hatin because you ain't him.
  3. Vote to make me an admin so I can ban your account.

    I think I should be an administrator on the forum because I've been a member for over 15 years, I have literally never accomplished anything of importance and nobody here has any clue who I am. I believe these qualifications are more than enough to validate my capabilities to take on this...
  4. My Bank Account improvement drive.

    Hello fellow users. As you know, I like to use drugs and fuck whores, and this is a very expensive habit. With your help of a small, monthly donation of $500 per month will allow me to continue using an egregious amount of drugs and whores. We understand in the current economic climate that...
  5. I dropped my phone and cracked the screen. Should I commit suicide in response?

    Just wanted to get a reality check. I know EDF will steer me the right way.
  6. Burritos aren't that great.

    It's flour with lard, beans and lard, meat with lard and hot sauce. And apparently "real" burritos don't have cheese or anything good apparently, just peppers and beans, American Tex Mex is the only edible version of Mexican food now that I think about it. As usual white people have to fix...
  7. I have been having sex with women and I'm still 100% convinced they don't actually like sex and don't cum the way men do.

    They just don't, I'm licking her cunt and doing everything she asks and she "cums" but it's not the same type of convulsive intensity I see with men. She's doing it because she likes me, she bakes me cupcakes, but I can just *feel* it, it's not tickling her like that. And every woman is like...
  8. I really like pizza

    That's all
  9. The gore shock posts aren't even shocking cause they're all reposts, and new users basically never come anymore, so who is it for? They are obsessed.

    The couple users posting gore pics, the regulars here know exactly what I'm talking about, or you should, at least. Like, we've seen those dead infant images spammed since literally 2004. So it's not really shocking anymore, and I noticed the threads don't get replies to either, so maybe I'm...
  10. Cut

    Do it
  11. Give me legal ways to make my neighbor's life absolute hell

    It's payback time. No limits as long as they can't legally do anything. Thread is 100% serious. Help me ED.
  12. I'm going to work tomorrow.

    I work extra days to get ahead in life. That's why my life is getting better. What are you doing with your weekend? Watching Netflix? Jerking off? Getting drunk? You're being a loser and you'll stay poor forever if you keep on that way.
  13. Oog booga ooga

    Unga bungo, chunga bun ung bungo chung. Ogg booga boog.
  14. SHDJXNDJDJDJ D FUCK IM GOONING

    OOOOHM OOOOHM OPOOOOOHM FUCK OH GOS MM MM MMYEAAAAAG UESH YESG YEAH INGH UNHHHHH OOOODFFF FUUUUUUCK IM NITTTIIOI NYTT NUTTINGGGGGGGGG HMPHHHHHHH OHH
  15. I forgot my password

    Too lazy to recover it
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