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@pinkiepiepartypunch is a high school student who is failing most, if not all, of her classes. she's also 16 and "dating" (being statutorily raped) by a 21 year old child groomer.

Many of you retards write posts that are deeply fatcoded, and I’d like a like / react button I can use on them to reflect that.

Clearly I need to establish a spiritual iron dome to protect myself from these magickal ballistic missiles

An anonymous tip was placed in which the informant stated they had witnessed a very fat illegal immigrant (Quence) enter the donut store and attempt to order a mug full of donut batter. Below is a photo of ICE transporting her to an el Salvadoran super maximum death camp.

Following my demographic-wide anthropological study of the unofficial Encyclopedia Dramatica discord server, I decided to conduct an in-depth psychological profile of one particularly volatile individual known as tssumi. We met in the voice channel and I led her through a conversation in order...

conclusion: fat and retarded I know I call a lot of people here fat and retarded but this time I really mean it. I sat in a voice chat with these people for like 20 minutes and saw them on video and theyre genuinely fat and retarded. one of them is a high school student who cannot pass her...

@Maysam is a good and funny poster with good taste in posters (aka MEEEEEEE) also I put some kiwis in the freezer and then once they were frozen I puut them in the refrigerator to thaw a bit and now im eating one and its like kiwi flavored soft serve !! @Quence this is a weight loss HACK to...

I was in quence’s section 8 apartment helping her find her a cheese stick (she it was her last one and her ebt card was empty) when I tripped over one of her dead cats. I reflexively reached for her arm for balance but as we’ll know she’s extremely lopsided and fat so that just made her fall on...

:dancingE: :dancingX: :dancingC: :dancingE: :dancingP: :dancingT: @hypeshot

what you need to understand is that im genuinely one of the best posters here. possibly the best forum poster in all of human history, including irc and whatever those weird boards in the 1990s were called that only fuckless nerds used. theres something .. unique. powerful. about the way I...

I lift weights three to five times a week and I usually walk nude with my towel in my hand or on my shoulder, as it doesn't make sense to get it sweaty before I shower

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what if we could PAY MONEY to forcibly change someone's avatar... and it stayed like that for a week... this is a good idea and I should be given 10% of the proceeds!! HAVA NAGILA HAVA NAGILA HAVA

Elon Musk has a small and dysfunctional penis... thats part of why hes obsessed w having kids... but aLSO.. he fantasizes about well endowed black men penetrating his "concubines" .... and maybe even his own anus.. he wishes a large throbbing dark brown penis would penetrate Grimes' greasy...

fats: @Dildo Baggins @chuj @ObeseRat retards: @Crassmeister @hypeshot (free my retard hypeshot!!) @BiteySnek fat retards: Donald trump elon musk @Quence @Call Me Tim if u are not on this list but I have called u fat and retarded its probably because ur too unremarkable to even bring...

Tim is a pedophilic whale so when I approach the glass to see into Tim’s tank he drags his small erect whale penis across the glass