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  1. tasuviyo

    I’m sick and tired of the fatphobia these fora (plural for forums) direct towards Quence and tardchick

    Like all forms of bigotry, fatphobia has **zero** place in our society, in our culture, and on this website. Not only does fatphobia actively kill and harm people, but it’s also a direct product of white supremacy, colonialism, and j— capitalism. There is nothing wrong with being fat, fat people...
  2. tasuviyo

    Tardchick was on vacation in Guatemala (“on holiday” as they say in British faggot island) and mistook a sickly young Guatemalan girl for a wild pig

    due to his diabetes-induced glaucoma. He hadn’t eaten in a while (1.5 hours) so he had delirium from low blood sugar and attempted to catch the girl (her name was Lupè) in order to cook her into the traditional English dish “pork, brown slop, and white slop.” Fortunately he was stopped by police...
  3. tasuviyo

    Official FOTY 2025 poll

  4. tasuviyo

    This member limits who may view their full profile.

    Does this mean the user has blocked you? If so @Crassmeister unblock me baby I have so much more gay bbc porn for you
  5. tasuviyo

    Please stop posting photos of tardchick

    EDF servers are based in Yemen (it’s all the admins can afford) and the Houthi internet system has severely limited bandwidth. Simply put, their infrastructure cannot handle the average file size of these photos, as it takes an immense amount of pixels to fully capture @LardChick ‘s ample width
  6. tasuviyo

    Spazzy Tazzy’s guide to being a good poster

    Being a good poster on EDF is not as hard as it sounds especially because most of you are fat and retarded so keeping you entertained is about as trivial as buying some KFC or putting on an episode of The Wiggles The first thing to keep in mind is you wanna stay topical if the thread is about...
  7. tasuviyo

    I am an Israeli Jew AMA

    Quence is fat
  8. tasuviyo

    Did call me Tim lose his job at the gas station or something

    90% of the threads on the front page are from him Call me Tim I know you’re fat but PLEASE GO OUTSIDE
  9. tasuviyo

    The Fat Fortress: A Safe Space for Fat EDF Users

    Land Acknowledgment: We recognize that the servers hosting Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums occupy the unceded territories of the Kumeyaay people, whose lands stretch across what is now called San Diego and northern Baja California. This land was never ceded, surrendered, or sold. It remains...
  10. tasuviyo

    DMs from a teenage retard

    @pinkiepiepartypunch is a high school student who is failing most, if not all, of her classes. she's also 16 and "dating" (being statutorily raped) by a 21 year old child groomer.
  11. tasuviyo

    We need a fat post reaction

    Many of you retards write posts that are deeply fatcoded, and I’d like a like / react button I can use on them to reflect that.
  12. tasuviyo

    I have a migraine which one of you fucks laid a curse on me

    Clearly I need to establish a spiritual iron dome to protect myself from these magickal ballistic missiles
  13. tasuviyo

    On Tuesday April 15th at 12:32 PM, Quence was apprehended in an ICE raid at a Dunkin Donut’s

    An anonymous tip was placed in which the informant stated they had witnessed a very fat illegal immigrant (Quence) enter the donut store and attempt to order a mug full of donut batter. Below is a photo of ICE transporting her to an el Salvadoran super maximum death camp.
  14. tasuviyo

    In-depth psychological profile of EDD user Tssumi ** BEING ACTIVELY SUPPRESSED BY HER CORRUPT INTERNET "BOYFRIEND" !!! ***

    Following my demographic-wide anthropological study of the unofficial Encyclopedia Dramatica discord server, I decided to conduct an in-depth psychological profile of one particularly volatile individual known as tssumi. We met in the voice channel and I led her through a conversation in order...
  15. tasuviyo

    I did an anthropological study of the EDF discord server

    conclusion: fat and retarded I know I call a lot of people here fat and retarded but this time I really mean it. I sat in a voice chat with these people for like 20 minutes and saw them on video and theyre genuinely fat and retarded. one of them is a high school student who cannot pass her...
  16. tasuviyo

    A rant about maysam and the current state of ED

    @Maysam is a good and funny poster with good taste in posters (aka MEEEEEEE) also I put some kiwis in the freezer and then once they were frozen I puut them in the refrigerator to thaw a bit and now im eating one and its like kiwi flavored soft serve !! @Quence this is a weight loss HACK to...
  17. tasuviyo

    HELP!! IM stuck under quence’s extra wide ass!!

    I was in quence’s section 8 apartment helping her find her a cheese stick (she it was her last one and her ebt card was empty) when I tripped over one of her dead cats. I reflexively reached for her arm for balance but as we’ll know she’s extremely lopsided and fat so that just made her fall on...
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