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I used to consider myself to be a pretty religious person, until I made a conscious decision to stay away from Alcohol. I have lots of interesting jokes to share about why I feel that way too! For one, the Beautiful Savior is actually Hercules, also known as Emperor Tiberius. Apparently he did...

Hi, this is @NP******W**** from San Carlos Correctional Facility! Hi! I don't eat much "turkey" and whatever else goes into a Salisbury steak anymore, but I'm also certain that everything that happened at SCCF was about the cost of the food that I eat ! So I am learning my lesson, giving up...

Ever since that night at Neilson diining hall when I saw Gio Ignazio staring at me, I know that I have been on call. I think that this is some swiss guard kind of duty but I'm also pretty sure that while I'm busy being a TMNT, he is probably more stable in life apart from the obvious caveat of...

It just seems to me that if you cum in a prostitute, she has everything she wants, and even the Bible says, that's when she's keen on devouring the flesh. Just ugh.

I'm newly out of Colorado Department of Corrections over a shoplifting incident that I got two years for. Now I'm on parole, but life is pretty good. I have some insurance, I just bought a laptop. Things are shaping up for me. But the absolutely batshit shitshow of immaturity at Arapahoe and...

Don't fucking contradict me about that I know exactly how to get to Oklahoma from DFW.

what is this fucking shit at SAN CARLOS CORRECTIONAL FACILITY. That is utter noob behavior. Tighten it up. White