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An Indian walks into a drugstore. He says, ‘“Me need-um rubber.”’ The druggist gives him a...
An Indian walks into a drugstore. He says, ‘“Me need-um rubber.”’ The druggist gives him a rubber. He says, ‘‘Me need-um aspirin.”’ The druggist gives him an aspirin. The Indian unwraps the rubber, drops in the aspirin, and gulps down the whole thing: ‘‘Glug-um!”’ The druggist can’t believe...- JokeMan
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WELCOME FROM JOKELAND
IF I'M A SOCK LEMME KNOW WHO'S I AM CAUSE PEOPLE KEEP SAYING I'M FUNNYJUNK AND I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHO THAT IS HEEEEH- JokeMan
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Khan. Khan who? Khan-dom broke. I hope you’re on the pill! :clown:- JokeMan
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HOW ABOUT YOU GET A BETTER WIFE? I'M SICK OF FUCKING THAT PIG! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOW ABOUT YOU GET A BETTER WIFE? I'M SICK OF FUCKING THAT PIG! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- JokeMan
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A midget walks up to a tall blonde. He says, “‘Hey, whattaya say to a little fuck?’’ She says...
A midget walks up to a tall blonde. He says, “‘Hey, whattaya say to a little fuck?’’ She says, ‘‘Hello, you little fuck!’’ :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: COME ON! THAT'S KILLER SHIT!- JokeMan
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What do Arabs do on Friday nights? Sit under the palm trees and eat their dates! HAHAHAHAH!
What do Arabs do on Friday nights? Sit under the palm trees and eat their dates! HAHAHAHAH!- JokeMan
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I DO THIS ON STAGE EVERY WEEK AT HEE-HAW'S IN BRUNSWICK!!! AND IT KILLS! ITS KILLER SHIT! Norton walks into a whorehouse, and says to the Madame, ‘‘I want something really raunchy! That’s the kind of mood I’m in!”’ The Madame smiles and says, ‘‘I have just the girl for you! Rebel Rosie. She’s...- JokeMan
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Jamie goes to the gynecologist. He examines her. He says, ‘“You have acute vaginitis!”’ She...
Jamie goes to the gynecologist. He examines her. He says, ‘“You have acute vaginitis!”’ She giggles and says, ‘‘Thank you!" HAH! HAHHHHHHHHEHEHHHHHEEEEE!- JokeMan
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THE MODS ACTUALLY THOUGHT ME PUTTING IN [SOME LAME COMEDIAN.COM] WAS A LEGIT ATTEMPT AT PLUGGING A WEBSITE I'M FUCKING DYING HEHEHEHE- JokeMan
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SHTICK? IS THAT....SHIT AND DICK? HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!- JokeMan
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WHY DO LIGHTNING BUGS HAVE SO MUCH SEX? BECAUSE THEIR COCKS GLOW IN THE DARK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!- JokeMan
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I ASKED MY WIFE TO SUCK ON MY COCK, SHE WENT AND GLUED ONE OF MY SOCKS ON IT! HAHHAHAHHEEEEEE!- JokeMan
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What do you get when you have a whale of a time with a huge fat girl on a waterbed? HARPOONTANG!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! FOR MORE FUNNY ADULT JOKES, GO TO [no spam links you spammer] NOW!- JokeMan
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Youngman goes to the psychiatrist. He says, ‘‘Doc, I have this terrible feeling that everybody’s...
Youngman goes to the psychiatrist. He says, ‘‘Doc, I have this terrible feeling that everybody’s trying to take advantage of me!’’ The psychiatrist responds, ‘“‘Relax, Mr. Youngman. It’s a common thing. Everybody thinks people are trying to take advantage of them.’’ Youngman sighs, “‘Doc, that’s...- JokeMan
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