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  1. The Comedy Thread

    Turns out tonight is going to be tomorrow. So here's one for the road: I've got my personal FBI agents to entertain, right? I want them liking me and rooting for me. Not hating me and wanting me to fail, right? I'll do a little song and dance for them so they are in a good mood. Everyone's...

  2. The Comedy Thread

    Please read this one. Jokes Here's a joke that's not really a joke: I worked today! For 2 hours. After not sleeping the night before. And didn't get paid. And got tipped $100 and gave it to my friend. Here's a joke that's not really a joke: I'm going on a date tonight! Let's hope it's a...

  3. Schizo homily part 3

    Still up. Just went to church. Fuck yeah, let's do this!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So, what did we learn in class today? FORGIVENESS BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Strip me naked!!!!! Spit on me!!!!! Slap me and call me your schizo sock nigger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Come...

  4. Most recent purchase

    Go listen to some house music and I will listen to your stuff @hypeshot

  5. OMFG who gets baker's dozen??????

    OMFG who gets baker's dozen??????

  6. Get numbered bitch!

    Get numbered bitch!

  7. I should just keep talking on this right now. OMG I'm so happy right now. I love you @Maysam

    I should just keep talking on this right now. OMG I'm so happy right now. I love you @Maysam

  8. Fucking lol. I will behave. I promise-ish.

    Fucking lol. I will behave. I promise-ish.

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  10. This is the point that YOU wished that I never came through that fucking forum door! LMAO Uno...

    This is the point that YOU wished that I never came through that fucking forum door! LMAO Uno reverso!

  11. You think that is bad. Wait until the PMs fucking drop.

    You think that is bad. Wait until the PMs fucking drop.

  12. Done.

    Done.

  13. Elon musk is mentally retarded

    This is probably also for the best. You can't trust someone who is just going to say everything on his mind at all times to try to get through life.

  14. Elon musk is mentally retarded

    Give you the normal response for this: There was some artist working on a cathedral who was crafting something that no one would ever see. Another person asked him why he was doing such a good job on something that no one else was going to see. "God can see it"

  15. Elon musk is mentally retarded

    I'll tell you this much. When I care, I do a better job than anyone else. Period.

  16. Elon musk is mentally retarded

    Fuck yes. Not a good one that's for sure. If I cared about it, it would be the best thing ever done. Just know that. But my caring about things has to be from the heart. If you were to trust me to do that, I would do it the best ever. Edit - some fucking hedge that I'm trying to do while...

  17. Cool @Maysam That's cool. I'm not doing it to hide it. I'm doing it because I'm chatty Kathy...

    Cool @Maysam That's cool. I'm not doing it to hide it. I'm doing it because I'm chatty Kathy tonight.

  18. Here comes a comment to make people click on the "View previous comments..." I've had several...

    Here comes a comment to make people click on the "View previous comments..." I've had several people over the years nervously call me and laugh or hang up or do something very terrible on the spot acting including a few weeks ago right after I had one of my astral dreams. Doing an Indian voice...

  19. Chess: World #1 Magnus Carlsen finds his Queen

    This is excellent advice. Thank you!

  20. What are you currently listening to?

    47:47!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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