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I suppose so

You can't kill a demon, you can only send it back to the malbolge and redistribute its possessions among the subjugates who outlived its tyranny

The only acceptable answer, whether you're a homosexual or a straight guy, is "If a rich guy asked me to suck his cock for 20 million dollars, I would kill the millionaire and steal their money". There is no room for negotiation. If they try to coax you into responding with a binary answer, "Yes...

I'd contaminate their sodastream with cloaca resin

drawing from imagination I kind of liked wasn't worth splitting into two posts - I will show more respect next time I suppose

recent less unsuccessful studies

And if it isn't true that you're OK and you're a shambling inbred abomination like me, at least you're here now I guess. I welcome you with open arms brother

Just try and build a bridge over anything. You seem like a pretty OK guy, they'll probably respond and try to get to know you as well. Everyone's looking for the same thing really

I coped by drawing I think

Why're all your fixations passive rather than constructive Go take up computer programming or something before you wind up like me and are unable to learn anything, glued to a forum that always appears to be breathing its last because it isn't about anything in-particular

They have the IAS here I feel like the correct strategy would be hand out a nice cologne, pay for me to get a lobotomy to iron out the crudeness of the deficiency, have me work for free at some abattoir or sanitation site somewhere doing sewer-routing or cleaning under threat of violence or...

I've only ever talked to one older woman and they were great, they probably wouldn't appreciate my cowardice if they found out I posted here

I was only really wondering whether the first one is pedophiles because it seems like the sort of disguise a British pedophile would lend to their language Someone, secession of people posing as cougars sent emails to my outlook address. I can't offend a catfish but sometimes I can disgust a...

I don't remember writing this one