And they were decked out in encyclopedia dramatica merchandise.
I honestly would identify with the bullies as I for many moons thought Encyclopedia Dramatica was a vessel of hate not love. Then I realized what satire was and my life was forever changed.
I would try to deescalate the situation...
assfaggots
circlejerk
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faggot of the last 5 seconds
gay nigger sex
hugbox
huggies
niggers tounge my anus
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