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Haiiiiiiiii :3 hello haiiiiii :3 My article got listed as crap and I don't know how to make it NOT crap. I'll take any suggestions if you don't feel like editing it yourself because I'm gonna spend the weekend refining it anyway. If you're feeling creative you may submit fanart of the white...

I know I have been bullying you all and trying to cause strife in the forum via a cacophony of sorts… However I am in dire need of the perfect penis to show my online girlfriend. I want her to know she arouses me. She is twenty-six years old and we have known each other for a decade nearly. She...