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A retarded shitpost I retardedly posted on the wrong board

Niggajago

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Obama: Finally, the niggagreat devourer will be awakened! (He goes up to the statue and inserts the fagblades. The statue begins dripping cum). ITS WORKING! AWAKEN GREAT ONE! AWAKEN THE INSATIABLE APPETITE OF THE BEAST THAT WILL CONSUME ALL OF NIGGAJAGO!

David Duke: What have you done?

Obama: Don't you see? Releasing the niggagreat devourer is the only way to get rid of all those white trash. We should have been the ones ruling the country, not you!

David Duke: You are playing with a power that cannot be controlled. It will consume everything, even the niggers.

Obama: Unleash niggagreat devourer, and be free to do my bidding, for I have awakened you! (The statue falls apart) No, no! It isnt inside the statue?! Then where is it?! (He looks down and the ground collapses. Two eyes are in its dark abyss) AH! ITS SO BIG!

David Duke: You shall stay to see what you have done!

Obama: AH, LET ME GO YOU RACIST FOOL!! DONT YOU SEE, ITS UNDERNEATH US!!

David Duke: This is our destiny!

(Chris Chan, in his mighty sexiness and totally not obesity arrives)

Chris Chan: What's going on? What's that creature underground?

David Duke: You must do everything in your power to stop the niggagreat devourer. Go, Chris, go!

(The great devourer comes out of his hole and slowly rises)

Great Devoured: Nigga! Nigga! Nigga! Nigga! (It faces David Duke and Obama) NIGGA (rapidly) Nigga nigga nigga nigga. (It lunges at the camera, and the screen fades to black.

TO BE CONTINUED
 
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