African man thinks the world will end at 25th, proceeds to build a ton of wooden boats

[Countzer0]

Biblical covenant broken? Ghanaian man builds modern-day Noah's ark, warns of 2025 Christmas flood | - The Times of India

Trending News: A Ghanaian man, self-identified as Prophet Ebo Noah, warns of a predicted three to four-year global flood beginning Christmas 2025, building multiple large wooden arks to save those who believe in his prophecy, raising questions about biblical covenants and the logistics of such...

timesofindia.indiatimes.com

the only actual web article I could find on this.

and a video

as far as I can tell, the boats are actually pretty solidly built.

 

[Klonoa]

Noah was fantasy fiction, this guy's just the average Bible soyboy.

 

[Night Lurker]

High schizo.

 

[moogs]

maybe he just noted down the basic marketing tactic of
"without my product, you're just gonna fucking die in the most gruesome way imaginable"

 

[Countzer0]

maybe he just noted down the basic marketing tactic of
"without my product, you're just gonna fucking die in the most gruesome way imaginable"

or they're just using this as an excuse to create a boat production startup

 

[moogs]

or they're just using this as an excuse to create a boat production startup

In an alternate universe where protestant movement never happened they're selling signal boosters for communication with god.
Exorcism services carried by a horde of third worlders on bicycles.
Smart phone apps for donating to the church through gamified social bets for collecting purgatory points.
Tokenizing your soul as an NFT and staking it for eternity.

Sounds absurd, or maybe not. I should've archived all the investor butthurt about a crypto called Biblepay.
Building boats out of wood is very vanilla, but it's all about the story.