So, I've had it with my neighbor. Keeps parking his stupid Volvo V60 too close to my convertible and I can't stand the thought of seeing that thing inches from scraping it every time I drive to the store. Well a few days ago, he pulled this stunt again, but he didn't close his trunk all the way before he went inside. I decided enough is enough, I waited until dark, went into his trunk, and removed the bulbs from all the brake lights, fog lights, reverse lights, and turn signals, so he would get a ticket. Last night his ass got rear-ended and ended up in the hospital for supposedly tweaking his cocksucking neck in the accident. He didn't even get a ticket, but it gets worse! While he was waiting for an x-ray, he was browsing my phone and found the IG story of me pulling the prank on him. Now he's furious and told me he called the cops to report me as the cause of the accident! I wasn't even there at the scene of the accident! Is it really possible to get charged with a felony for stealing like 10 light bulbs?
