Corrupt A Christmas Wish thread!

Major Tuddy

Major Tuddy

Ediot
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Post a Christmas wish on here. The next person who reads it, grants it...but the wish is corrupted in some way. Kinda like the Cursed Items viddies on TikTok.

Example:
Wish: I want a 10/10 stripper for Christmas.
Answer: Granted, but she has a bigger dick than you.

Get the idea? I'll go first:

Wish: I want a big dish of slow-cooked pork ribs falling off the bone, and two forties of Natty Daddy 8%ABV to wash it down.
 
Major Tuddy said:
Post a Christmas wish on here. The next person who reads it, grants it...but the wish is corrupted in some way. Kinda like the Cursed Items viddies on TikTok.

Example:
Wish: I want a 10/10 stripper for Christmas.
Answer: Granted, but she has a bigger dick than you.

Get the idea? I'll go first:

Wish: I want a big dish of slow-cooked pork ribs falling off the bone, and two forties of Natty Daddy 8%ABV to wash it down.
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Answer: You're now a Muslim and are going to hell
 
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