Did You Know?

Did you know that I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
 

Call Me Tim

Dramacrat
Did you know that I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. .... I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas.
So you're gonna jack up someone's utility bills by what 10? 20? dollars?
 
are you ok, maybe you should go back to the mental hospital

it may help with your cringe posting problems
Sonny boy, if tim would have just foolowed the form and said something like,"Did you know that TinFoilHatGuy is a mentally deficient miscreant derilect incapable of manufacturing his own tendies" I would have given him a big thumbs up. Sheesh, you guys are really full of yourselves, and at a point it just stops being funny.
P.S. anyone who takes variations on navy seal copypasta personally is noober than noob.
 
Sonny boy, if tim would have just foolowed the form and said something like,"Did you know that TinFoilHatGuy is a mentally deficient miscreant derilect incapable of manufacturing his own tendies" I would have given him a big thumbs up. Sheesh, you guys are really full of yourselves, and at a point it just stops being funny.
are you even speaking english
 

Call Me Tim

Dramacrat
No, I am going to literally laugh my ass off at your smug, holier than thou attitude you arrogant piece of fuck
By breaking into my house, which I don't think you can do, and jack up my utility bills and somehow be my heart surgeon when I need a bypass?
You need to be re-admitted.
 
By breaking into my house, which I don't think you can do, and jack up my utility bills and somehow be my heart surgeon when I need a bypass?
You need to be re-admitted.
By laughing mah ass off, which I think I can do, at you not recognizing ancient stale copypasta that was not even directed at you, I admit I will continue to lmao and encourage you to do so as well
 
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