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minty

minty

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You wake to the sound of a loud boom outside the window, followed by a crackling. The blinking red 12:00 on the alarm clock lets you know the power went out while you were asleep.
You check your flip phone. 11:39 on Dec 31st. You have no text messages or missed calls. Nobody loves you. You roll over onto your side and the smell hits your nostrils. You shat yourself while you were asleep.
You lay in your shitty clothes for five more minutes before shuffling through the empty takeout trays and pizza boxes to the bathroom to shower.
The fireworks and revelry outside grow louder as the new year draws closer.
You click on the TV
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You're not in the mood for politics or gimp porn, which are pretty much the same thing in your opinion.
You click on finlay's fine arts and fahey hour. Guitar music plays in the background while a series of sketched images fades in and out over the screen. A voice quietly chimes in "It says I have a viewer. I'm sorry you clicked on. I'm not sure why they gave me a channel in the first place."

You go back to the guide. Do you:
1) scroll up to see what's on channels 62-64
2) scroll down to see what's on channels 68-70
 
depends which channel number is cartoon network/adult swim
 
minty said:
You wake to the sound of a loud boom outside the window, followed by a crackling. The blinking red 12:00 on the alarm clock lets you know the power went out while you were asleep.
You check your flip phone. 11:39 on Dec 31st. You have no text messages or missed calls. Nobody loves you. You roll over onto your side and the smell hits your nostrils. You shat yourself while you were asleep.
You lay in your shitty clothes for five more minutes before shuffling through the empty takeout trays and pizza boxes to the bathroom to shower.
The fireworks and revelry outside grow louder as the new year draws closer.
You click on the TV
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You're not in the mood for politics or gimp porn, which are pretty much the same thing in your opinion.
You click on finlay's fine arts and fahey hour. Guitar music plays in the background while a series of sketched images fades in and out over the screen. A voice quietly chimes in "It says I have a viewer. I'm sorry you clicked on. I'm not sure why they gave me a channel in the first place."

You go back to the guide. Do you:
1) scroll up to see what's on channels 62-64
2) scroll down to see what's on channels 68-70
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(I hope this will have a multiple ending system and an affection system!)
 
minty said:
stfu n take that shit to the news sub
this is a thread for photoshopping dicks n complaining abt how saving a jpg of lardchick of average dimension size takes twice the data bcuz obesity
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I was trying to find an AI that would simulate a parrot saying "Minty has a penis twice the girth of lardchick's body", but unfortunately it doesn't exist yet. I just got bombarded with Parrot AI that mimics celebrity voices and a parakeet AI that squawks in indistinguishable nonsense.

This is a blind spot in the world of AI. How does this not exist yet? I propose "Polly want a cracker AI" because Parrot AI is too big and false advertisement.
 
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