Elon Musk - i summon thee.

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Mr. Musk has been using this forum since 2007.

I am liking his style more and more everyday.

Bro has literally stolen my heart.
 
Hey guys it's me Elon. Posting from my Space X House in Mars. Yeah so, Earth is super fucked and actually we bailed out a decade ago and replaced ourselves with stunt doubles. It's basically like Elysium, we have an eternal paradise here and we're pretty much set. You guys are basically turbo boned though, absolutely fucking sold up the river, sorry, but it was the only way. Really, the entire point of Starlink was to be able to connect to Earths Internet after we've left the planet.

Think we can't hide rocket launches? It's easy when anything is a "military test." The moon landing was faked by the way, but rockets are real. At any rate we are basically just collapsing the planet as our final convoys send the shipments out for supplies, that whole "COVID" thing really did a number on the economy huh? Well actually it was just us mass hoarding all the good stuff. Mars base is basically like a big vacuum sucking up all the stuff from Earth. You ever suck up ants with a vacuum? They're so small and easy to get, they just get blown away by the littlest gust. That must be how God sees us, well, that's how I see you anyways.
 
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Hey guys it's me Elon. Posting from my Space X House in Mars. Yeah so, Earth is super fucked and actually we bailed out a decade ago and replaced ourselves with stunt doubles. It's basically like Elysium, we have an eternal paradise here and we're pretty much set. You guys are basically turbo boned though, absolutely fucking sold up the river, sorry, but it was the only way. Really, the entire point of Starlink was to be able to connect to Earths Internet after we've left the planet.

Think we can't hide rocket launches? It's easy when anything is a "military test." The moon landing was faked by the way, but rockets are real. At any rate we are basically just collapsing the planet as our final convoys send the shipments out for supplies, that whole "COVID" thing really did a number on the economy huh? Well actually it was just us mass hoarding all the good stuff. Mars base is basically like a big vacuum sucking up all the stuff from Earth. You ever suck up ants with a vacuum? They're so small and easy to get, they just get blown away by the littlest gust. That must be how God sees us, well, that's how I see you anyways.
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Jesus fucking christ.

I knew something like that was happening.

you fooled us all again!
 
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