Evil brand new patents

[LowTek]

Ford's "in vehicle advertisement system"

 

[Lovecraft]

Thing is, you are going to accept this.
Then you are going to rant about the stupid Europeans that won't let American MegaCorp do whatever they like, and your infotainment head-unit will serve you an ad for whatever useless dietary supplement Alex Jones is shilling for this week.

 

[LowTek]

Thing is, you are going to accept this.
Then you are going to rant about the stupid Europeans that won't let American MegaCorp do whatever they like, and your infotainment head-unit will serve you an ad for whatever useless dietary supplement Alex Jones is shilling for this week.

That sounds about equal to burning in the lake of fire.

 

[LowTek]

Micro-vertmatisements

On your infotainment permanently fixed to the cars chassis, giant tablet/head unit.

Blasting government propaganda and corporate advertising directly into your frontal lobe, while you are speeding down the freeway at 85 mph.

 

[LowTek]

Pure evil man.


What if you don't want the products their selling?

They dock your social credit or bank account?

Crash your car, and block calls for medical help?

 

[LowTek]

Thing is, you are going to accept this.
Then you are going to rant about the stupid Europeans that won't let American MegaCorp do whatever they like, and your infotainment head-unit will serve you an ad for whatever useless dietary supplement Alex Jones is shilling for this week.

Don't worry, there will be brand new EV cars with this cutting edge tech coming to the EU, soon enough old boy.

 

[lurk]

Pure evil man.


What if you don't want the products their selling?

They dock your social credit or bank account?

Crash your car, and block calls for medical help?

they cancel the 15% savings on your car insurance and send pictures of your crotch to your phone's contact list.

 

[LowTek]

they cancel the 15% savings on your car insurance and send pictures of your crotch to your phone's contact list.

Well,... with AI Google auto-drive, the need for automobile insurance has been eliminated.

so they just crash your car, and block calls to EMS if you step out of line...

But not before they blast a bunch of advertising at you

 

[lurk]

Well,... with AI Google auto-drive, the need for automobile insurance has been eliminated.

so they just crash your car, and block calls to EMS if you step out of line...

just because tech eliminates the "need" for something doesnt mean the legislation for it is also eliminated.

 

[LowTek]

just because tech eliminates the "need" for something doesnt mean the legislation for it is also eliminated.

There's not going to be a need for human law legislation on anything soon enough.

The world is headed for extreme chaos imminently.

 

[LowTek]

And my bet will be that Ford will not get too much of a chance to put this in any vehicles before a mega death event happens.

 

[LowTek]

And if they do, I'm never using one.

Fuck that

 

[lurk]

And if they do, I'm never using one.

Fuck that

learned that lesson long ago. last ford i owned was an '85 escort back in early '00s.

 

[Lovecraft]

I imagine this is like having front row seats to RFK Jr.'s brainworm chowing down..

 

[hey zeus]

Low on fuel? There's a Mobil station in two exits.

I heard your stomach growl. There's some "yummy" McDonald's in 5 miles.

Do you have to go to the bathroom? There's a scat fetish party happening at exit 69.

 

[LowTek]

Low on fuel? There's a Mobil station in two exits.

I heard your stomach growl. There's some "yummy" McDonald's in 5 miles.

Do you have to go to the bathroom? There's a scat fetish party happening at exit 69.

Targeted advertising for degenerates.

Rolling around in your new smart self driving EV, smoking crack with a dildo up your ass.

 

[Crassmeister]

Rolling around in your new smart self driving EV, smoking crack with a dildo up your ass.

STOP HITTING YOURSELF
STOP HITTING YOURSELF
STOP HITTING YOURSELF
STOP HITTING YOURSELF

 

[Call Me Tim]

Not half as bad as the, I think it's in the "Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act," where the government is collecting the exact mileage you drive so they can tax you based on usage. Don't pay your taxes, and now with car companies now implementing shut down sequences in their computer control modules, you're fucked. This is fucking insane.

 

[SuperChungus]

Not half as bad as the, I think it's in the "Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act," where the government is collecting the exact mileage you drive so they can tax you based on usage. Don't pay your taxes, and now with car companies now implementing shut down sequences in their computer control modules, you're fucked. This is fucking insane.

that law also authorized the DOTs to impound or disable vehicles they deem "unsafe"
so your happy state's DOT can now declare your, well maintained, '06 as unsafe because it lacks those "safety" remote shutdown "safety features."

but at the same time, i shouldn't be seeing rustbucket shitboxes literally held together by duct tape on the highway either.

 

[Crassmeister]

that law also authorized the DOTs to impound or disable vehicles they deem "unsafe"
so your happy state's DOT can now declare your, well maintained, '06 as unsafe because it lacks those "safety" remote shutdown "safety features."

but at the same time, i shouldn't be seeing rustbucket shitboxes literally held together by duct tape on the highway either.

yall forgot to blame it on the jews