FOTY 2024: The Campaign Trail

[Sneed]

Got a proposition for this year's edition of the time-honored EDF classic

In the mangled and likely raped spirit of 'Murica, I am proposing a series of primary elections for this year's crop of faggots, so as to cull the wheat who deserve to win, from the chaff of also-rans

These primaries will be held... idk, every two weeks or so, the winners of which will proceed to the General Election later this year to determine the biggest failed abortion of them all.

Parties should include, but are not limited to:

• The South American Insurgency Party (MarioMario456, Retarded_FAG, myself)
• The Soyjak Party (Feralteen, YaroslavTV, whatever other soyjaks decide to crawl in here)
• Pedophiles, furries, transsexuals, and other degenerates a.k.a. The Pizza Party (Aifox, OneEyedFreak, etc.)
• Staff Party (current ED/EDF staff)
• Missing Chromosome Party (Sleepy, Hypeshit, benosisdead)
• And as many more as YOU see fit!

Make suggestions where needed.

Pic unrelated

 

[Sneed]

Here's a pic from the 2015 edition of the contest, to show you what it should look like

 

[Lovecraft]

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Here's a pic from the 2015 edition of the contest, to show you what it should look like

Unlike 2015 the forum has a tenth the active members now.

 

[minty]

everybody with a kiwifarms account should win

 

[Quence]

everybody with a kiwifarms account should win

Nein!

 

[Sneed]

Nein!

Looks like we have an independent runner already

 

[Quence]

Looks like we have an independent runner already

I am German. Don’t make me angry.

 

[Jerry]

Got a proposition for this year's edition of the time-honored EDF classic

In the mangled and likely raped spirit of 'Murica, I am proposing a series of primary elections for this year's crop of faggots, so as to cull the wheat who deserve to win, from the chaff of also-rans

These primaries will be held... idk, every two weeks or so, the winners of which will proceed to the General Election later this year to determine the biggest failed abortion of them all.

Parties should include, but are not limited to:

• The South American Insurgency Party (MarioMario456, Retarded_FAG, myself)
• The Soyjak Party (Feralteen, YaroslavTV, whatever other soyjaks decide to crawl in here)
• Pedophiles, furries, transsexuals, and other degenerates a.k.a. The Pizza Party (Aifox, OneEyedFreak, etc.)
• Staff Party (current ED/EDF staff)
• Missing Chromosome Party (Sleepy, Hypeshit, benosisdead)
• And as many more as YOU see fit!

Make suggestions where needed.

Pic unrelated
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This seems like a very interesting idea

 

[Lovecraft]

This seems like a very interesting idea

Exhibit B for why this is a retarded idea and should be shelved.
Exhibit A being the originator of the idea in the first place.

 

[Sneed]

Exhibit B for why this is a retarded idea and should be sh3lved.
Exhibit A being the originator of the idea in the first place.

What, you don't want one of us gone?

 

[Lovecraft]

What, you don't want one of us gone?

When are you leaving?

 

[Sneed]

When are you leaving?

You and everyone else are going to have to work for it
That is, if you want to make this idea work at all

 

[Lovecraft]

You and everyone else are going to have to work for it
That is, if you want to make this idea work at all

No, and no.

 

[Jerry]

No, and no.

Why so serious dear lovecraft?

 

[Sneed]

No, and no.

Guess you want me around after all. I knew you cared

 

[Likeicare]

What, you don't want one of us gone?

?

 

[GirlOnInternet]

I nominate both The Game and MarioMario456 as candidates for the "Wannabe Staff" party.

 

[Sneed]

I nominate both The Game and MarioMario456 as candidates for the "Wannabe Staff" party.

The South American Insurgency sounds better

 

[DonaldBuffkinFan]

If Donald Buffkin gets faggot of the year ED will be permanently deleted

 

[Lovecraft]

If Donald Buffkin gets faggot of the year ED will be permanently deleted

Somebody needs to have at least a certain level of notoriety to be FotY.
Being somewhat of a nuisance that repeats themselves with varying levels of hyperbole in their impotent threats is not really a winning recipe.