Getting on board with the memes

What is the best region to live in?

  • Western USA

    Votes: 3 50.0%
  • Mountain Region

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • Central Region

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • East Coast

    Votes: 2 33.3%

  • Total voters
    6
Hey companion fellows

I've been lurking around the Wiki long enough to see how a proper article is made. Thoughts and ideas on how to make that work:

--- Do the research. Find potential lulz and report
--- Be egregious about it. Nobody wants a fail whale of an article, not even Ms. Girlvinyl goes for complete shit on the wiki
--- On that note, finding lulz is difficult without some kind of community to report to. That's why I am trawling the forum to find noteworthy articles, in perfect satirical execution

--- Get moderation. Nobody has any interest with ranting and raving passionately about utter nonsense.

As for my introduction,
I'm Neil, a slightly OCD kind of person with an interest in current events. I'm just trying to find my way around Denver these days, staying at homeless shelters and getting slightly off balance with the law. I racked up some charges of petty assault and trespassing, and a Class 5 felony for waving a knife at a store clerk after he hit me with a stick for trying to steal some beef jerky and cough medicine. Other than that I'm a really great guy, I show a lot of kindness to just about everyone I meet, I'm very uninterested with unlawful behavior and my hobbies include drinking, fitness, getting stoned on the Denver kush, going to raves... Or it would be if I knew where to find a good rave... And of course, anthropology and sociology, the mainstays of satire.

SMH I'm sorry you have to hear about all that bogus shit, but I figure it makes some potential for conversation in this otherwise un lawl worthy post. Introductions... so boring.

Things I am passionate about, include the art world, so, that would naturally include DA which is a great platform. I'm testing out my new Windows book and I want to get Photoshop so that I can work on image macros and brushwork. So far I'm looking into some online Blender courses to see if I can make anything 3D animated.
 
@chuj No really, it's just an introduction. I'm not making this into TLDR
 
What is this, Grindr? SMH. No tact. Typical. I'm forking off to chatbox
 
Hardly. Grindr is a gay dating app and I don't suspect you guys are gay. I mean if you are cool beans then. But I'm just here for the tragi-comedy
 
*the gay intensifies*
 
What can I say? I am 29 years old and have been trawlololing in jest with my Jersey bros Ryan and Milton since 2008
 
Milton Went to Pratt. Ryan tours Idaho and China these days. They surely get laid.
 
Getting back to you guys, I worked on my LiveJournal account. I'm pretty straight-forward, you can see my photo and everything. It's part of my online profile, I'm also working on a twitter for my video shares and comments. Just take it gentle on me, I'm a virgin... No seriously, aside from the rapes and being groomed roughly enough to shag with a man.
 
 
See the signature for details. @OutlookonLife2
 
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Oh hi

You look like a sweet Christian chick. I was in mixed bible study a few years ago with a lot of girls like you.

all the best
 
Never do research if your article is not complex satire chronicling the wonderfully nuanced history of humanity.
You never want to research people. That is cyber stalking shenanigans and is frowned upon by civilized society.

Welcome to the misunderstood forums, people her may tell you to kill yourself or call you bigger.It is just a cry for help on their part though. They do not know how to properly love.
 
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