make a craigslist listing saying "i'm suicidal please shoot me in the back of the head without warning" and they won't know cuz the person will never be able to say they're not suicidal and didn't make the listing
how to get away with murder
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you went to university for 4 years for this? if i was your dad i'd be demanding a refund.
actually 3
sad.
bro just run its not that hard.
I'm more interested in getting away with rape
by extension, you should obviously be interested in getting away with murder too.
same skillset, different outcums.
Getting away with murder or rape is a very difficult skill to learn. Because, like any other skill, you need lots of experience to master it, so you need to do it again and again. But if practice it you wont get away with it because you haven't learnt the skill yet. Such is the plight of man
just gotta start small, there's a reason @Scumhook is our resident expert in this area.
How stoned were you when you came up with this.
i don't remember
LisaFrankSoapySpine
Do you quack like a duck when you suck?
Just go to azerbaijan and pump as many little girl butts to your heart's content, then leave the country by boat.
If they can't scream then what's the point?
EnemyOfTheLulz
retard
Do not commit murder silly. It’s in the Ten Commandments. Then you get away with a crime you did not commit.
EnemyOfTheLulz
retard
I would say the burning flesh smell would be a dead giveaway but for a chink/jap curious bystanders would just exclaim “Oh that is just oriental cooking” . Then they would walk away relieved.