I announce complete and utter surrender to Encyclopedia Dramatica

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

My war on this site was deeply rooted in narcissistic self righteousness. Denying myself that I was a bad person. That I was in the wrong for finding some random guy in a v mask to attempt to troll ED. I thought I recorded everything and thought my jokes were funny but ended up hurting people.

My mal intent and self righteousness must come to an end as I approach middle age looking back upon my vain glory

 

[SuperChungus]

your article still isn't going to be deleted

 

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

your article still isn't going to be deleted

That is fine. It will serve as an ominous warning to all that oppose ED. Locked forever in the halls of history until ED falls. I accept my fate and enter a new chapter in my life.

 

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

I hereby declare not only my surrender but compliance with ED. I now support Encyclopedia Dramatica. You all have massive dicks and intellects beyond my wildest imagination.

I hope my newfound love for this site does not incite vitriol and destruction from you all towards Encyclopedia Dramatica. I do not wish to be the catalyst for Encyclopedia Dramaticas destruction. After all without encyclopedia Dramatica one would notice me or feed my insatiable appetite for attention.

 

[SuperChungus]

good, now shut up

 

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

good, now shut up

You and I, we are not so different after all. We both lust for a prosperous future for this website. We are two sides of the same coin and I am devoted to being an ardent ally of yours and will keep Encyclopedia Dramatica safe… Whether you all like it or not.