If you can make literally anyone President of the United States for a full four-year term, then who are you picking - and why?

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Both are intact and dangle nicely. As I age, they get closer to the toilet water. One simple plop and you've got a wet sack. It's what happens to us, buddy. Getting older sucks.

Oh. My. Gawd.

 

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Ron Paul