I've become so much like Eren Jaeger it's scary.

[Dr. Bill]

I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight, fight in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think, so shut fuck up Hange! I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries.

 

[SK2.0]

Wut?

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

cool story bro.

 

[chuj]

I wear black cardigans

cringe

verbally assault women

based

When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い"

cringe

I grew my hair out long because I don't care

based

I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think, so shut fuck up Hange

cringe

I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control

chuck

When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am.

sneed

I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin

based

When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries.

cringe

 

[Crassmeister]

piss off, weeb