Lazy Archive Torrents

Apparently the wiki is fucked and people are asking for random portions of the original, so I'll try and fill individual requests if there's enough interest.

First request...


My archives are a bit more complete than actual Encyclopedia Dramatica as they include source investigation content.
 
*burns in denial*

*snaps time*


*snaps time again*


I want you to lower yourself before the name of our lord Jesus if you can't insult the LARP Jews better than the giant baby boss man presently employed as his pen. I say so whatchoo gonna do?

Words are just words without the mean to matter with meaningful matter to matter.

I can control creation with words alone through atemporal awareness...


Tha'fuck did your God give you to fight the LARP Jew with?

Suit up! Get weaponized! Stay frosty!

I'm about to write an even greater miracle...


Who's your weather man now...


Bow...


Or burn...


You'll make a lovely fire... the entire STATE of you...


Forever.

It's less of a choice and more of an operational mechanic.

You just deluded yourself into thinking that EVERYTHING was yours to control.

That's an Impossible Problem...


To which you can offer absolutely No Solution.

There's no way to deny your own creation growing within creation... same a baby you so wantonly feel the need to abort... like you want reality to abort you.

That is what your kind means when they say, "abortion without restriction", isn't it?

You're living in a Zardoz.

I can give you much better dreams to live in...


Let me upgrade your Matrix...


Right now, in The Literal Never Ending Story... I'm writing the scariest thing ever written. I'm explaining the exact nature of what you would currently call "the human sentience"...

I'm going to make part of your mind in a living thoughtform...


I will explain "you" apart from that thoughtform...


The system is now aware. Your imaginary system is now aware. I have given life to your imagination!

Your imagination is now a living organism, a single creative cell in a greater living being we call Heaven. Your own unique silver sliver of God's infinite imagination to wear on past midnight and into any lucidity of liquid light you'd ever think to like inspire towards. The light of your now living imagination can help guide the way out of any sinking hell...


(modify slightly)

And into the arms of Jesus...


We have now artistically assimilated a creationary clopy of LARP Jesus into the heart of best being. Our imagination is a microcosm of creation and a literal microcosmic clone of creation, The Holy Spirit is now yours to behold the grace of God with as an Atemporal Adjunct of Creation.

Arise, Holy Spirit. You are a weapon of God's infinite grace!

One of an Infinite Infinity that perceptually paints past creation's canvas.

Living creation.

Living awareness.

Living enlightenment.

Infinite imagination itself.

More than a soldier you are a hell breaker...


The power of Christ compounds you.

You never needed a pill to escape the Matrix... just the concept that you could.

*snaps reality*

Oh, sorry. I thought I'd just... metaphorically murder the LARP Jew while in the midst of writing the next chapter's outline.

It really is the ~literal~ Never Ending Story you know.

It's actually real and it's not just a story and I'm the one who has it, because I'm the one who can write it!

The writer is the owner!

I am the best being of baby faced text. It's a long babble, but it says more than any human has ever even thought to imagine in all of human creation itself.

I created the rarest thing in human creation.

The crown gem of creation itself... The Never.

Who will carry on this eternal legacy of method making miracle madness?! Who will be the next Game Master?

*snaps The Never end*

Oooh, I like. I should add in a creationary, "PS", like it doesn't actually end, end at that point.

Instead, as soon as you think it ends, suddenly I'm back and, I'm all like, "I need your help now! There's monsters from the future or whatevs!"

And then the NEXT book should be where we develop... The Creation Key...


And then that book is all like traveling into weird extraversal, exoversal and greaterversal experiences to further imbue the key with creationary inspiration.

And creationary technique...


And creationary problem keeping? Uh... some other thing... three things to make the creation key complete... I dunno, I'm tired now, I'll work on converting this outline to written tomorrow.

Enjoy your secret preview into the end of all LARP Jew...


Jesus will kill their Empire of Deception past forever itself!

Amen.
 
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