Michelle Wie gives birth to her first child.

It would be if you had to squirt the bebe through a miniature set of football uprights.

Straight commentator: Wei set, and in position.
Color commentator: The medical staff at St. Mary's Hospital has the most blocks of all year. Their rush is pretty fierce.
Straight commentator: There's the call --- BLOCKED!!! AND IT'S BLOCKED!! Let's look at the replay.
Color commentator: It was going well, good launch, but there, a HUGE COLLISION! Dr. Wiezenburg with a spin move trying to get penetration and is stuffed by Jonnie West but allows Ms. Cranston to bounce outside of the defense and got a hand on the bebe....
Straight commentator: Careful, the bebe's gender hasn't been assigned yet.
Color commentator: Thanks and you're right. I wouldn't want to assume the bebe's gender.
Straight commentator: Delivery head nurse, Ms Cranston 16 year veteran. Hailing from Florida State then finishing up her RN at Texas A&M.
Color commentator: Wait....
Straight commentator: Flag on the play.
Color commentator: Holding.
Referee: Holding. West. 10 yards. Repeat down.
Straight commentator: And Michelle will have to march back 10 yards and do it again.
 
GroyperSupreme said:
It would be if you had to squirt the bebe through a miniature set of football uprights.

Straight commentator: Wei set, and in position.
Color commentator: The medical staff at St. Mary's Hospital has the most blocks of all year. Their rush is pretty fierce.
Straight commentator: There's the call --- BLOCKED!!! AND IT'S BLOCKED!! Let's look at the replay.
Color commentator: It was going well, good launch, but there, a HUGE COLLISION! Dr. Wiezenburg with a spin move trying to get penetration and is stuffed by Jonnie West but allows Ms. Cranston to bounce outside of the defense and got a hand on the bebe....
Straight commentator: Careful, the bebe's gender hasn't been assigned yet.
Color commentator: Thanks and you're right. I wouldn't want to assume the bebe's gender.
Straight commentator: Delivery head nurse, Ms Cranston 16 year veteran. Hailing from Florida State then finishing up her RN at Texas A&M.
Color commentator: Wait....
Straight commentator: Flag on the play.
Color commentator: Holding.
Referee: Holding. West. 10 yards. Repeat down.
Straight commentator: And Michelle will have to march back 10 yards and do it again.
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Official: first down! Opposing team had flag on play

That's pretty aptly how L&D works.

Just dont punt the baby for the extra point
 
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