Need advice on how to hide massive dick (only post if you have massive dong no Chinese dicks or vaginas allowed)

[the best user here]

Yo sometimes at the gym or beach I start busting a mad tent man and you can't hide that shit, it's impossible, it's like trying to stuff a baseball bat into a shopping bag.


How do you hide your huge boners so people don't get mad jelly and star causing a ruckus?

 

[the best user here]

Also for the ladies (but don't post in my thread) do you want to see massive boners like we like tits popping out or is it some of that cunt bullshit where you are like "it depends if I like him" cause that just means no.

 

[lolnotnx]

no Chinese dicks allowed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @fleacollerindustry

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

 

[Likeicare]

I can tell you have a small dick because we people that have large es dont try to hide them. In fact i will go out of my way such as wearing cotton tracksuit pants with no underwear around the house while my wifes friends are over

 

[Crassmeister]

could swear he chopped it off already

 

[chuj]

people don't notice my huge on the account of me having even larger fat balls