Opportunity of a lifetime

[Likeicare]

Currently in hospital with my wife giving birth

Willing to auction off the babys first time to the highest bidder

This is as fresh as they get

 

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just think that you could be one of the only people in history to do it while she is giving birth

 

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push lic push

 

[Crassmeister]

don't forget to buy the little one some Fartcoin
get in on the ground floor etc

https://www.fastcompany.com/91248014/what-is-fartcoin-why-memecoin-soaring-right-now-cryptocurrency

 

[chuj]

i hope her first word is a racial slur

 

[lurk]

shit, wish i had kept that little comic strip of lovecraft getting the N-Word pass.

 

[Likeicare]

don't forget to buy the little one some Fartcoin
get in on the ground floor etc

Just spent our life savings on hawk tuah

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Currently in hospital with my wife giving birth

Willing to auction off the babys first time to the highest bidder

This is as fresh as they get

Go spend time with your kid papa jones. Bask in your greatest creation.

 

[weedville]

you should name your child Jaqavis Bartholomew James III
would be kinda based my good sire
I don't care it's first name only I'm giving a full name anyway

 

[Steve]

Currently in hospital with my wife giving birth

Willing to auction off the babys first time to the highest bidder

This is as fresh as they get

Am I too late to purchase your daughter's marriage rights? In civilized countries like Iran I'd buy her now and pick her up once she turns 12.

 

[Likeicare]

In civilized countries like Iran I'd buy her now and pick her up once she turns 12.

Wasting all the best years

 

[Squidgewell]

Teach it how to say nigger

 

[ZZZandeRRR]

 

[Schnookums]

dingo chow