Savagely Sickest Burns
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cringe
BiteySnek
Ediot
You were looking so stupid and dumb, so I thought I might try and help you get smarter...
There's a Weird Correlation Between Brain Size And Yawning, Study Reveals
A large-scale animal study has revealed something rather interesting about yawning: Vertebrates with larger brains and more neurons tend to have longer-lasting yawns.
www.sciencealert.com
You're welcome.
Oh and here's another!
And another...
And another...
*sigh*
It's really too bad I'm the only one here who can actually do this.
I mean, really, what's the best flame any of you tards has come up with? Yeah, that's right... nothing. Because that's what you all are... nothing.
^__^
That last one was a bonus!
cringe
BiteySnek
Ediot
I liked Chris better when he was a real person instead of this stilted bot banter. Don't be "rama rama", Chris! I know what you Dingo Molesters are up to...
The abos are trying to save the queen's convicts!
the wildfire peaceful protest actually made me chuckle
you capped your own quote, that's like masturbating to your own nudes.
This is the Onideus equivalent of completing his summer school assignment while the forums were down.
Now we get to learn about what he's been up to for the past year.
did his teachers hate him as much as we do?
BiteySnek
Ediot
No, they loved me... still do. I think it was around 15 years back they even made me this nifty little lanyard thing...
I'm not tho... a teacher... nor was I teacher. That's just... something they were LARPing with after an errand wound up turning into an impromptu "Matt Day" and they paraded me around in every classroom like it was "show and tell" for the faculty.
It was fun though, I think of them all as family. It's one of the perks of small town living.
Back on topic...
Here's a really hilarious one from Nerkish...
OMG who tha'fuck was this...
You were looking so stupid and dumb, so I thought I might try and help you get smarter...
There's a Weird Correlation Between Brain Size And Yawning, Study Reveals
A large-scale animal study has revealed something rather interesting about yawning: Vertebrates with larger brains and more neurons tend to have longer-lasting yawns.
You're welcome.
Oh and here's another!
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And another...
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And another...
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*sigh*
It's really too bad I'm the only one here who can actually do this.
I mean, really, what's the best flame any of you tards has come up with? Yeah, that's right... nothing. Because that's what you all are... nothing.
^__^
That last one was a bonus!
Post the butthurt shit you wrote in response to me on gab and YouTube.
Do it faggot.
BiteySnek
Ediot
I have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't even know you were on Gab or YouTube.
LIAR!
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!!!
BiteySnek
Ediot
...no, I absolutely don't. Were you using the same name?
IT HAD "WYYZRD" IN IT AND THE SAME FUCKING PROFILE PICTURE!!!!!
BiteySnek
Ediot
Mmmm... not ringin any bells. Are you talking about like one of Dick Masterson's videos? Or maybe one of OddGuy's videos. Keep in mind I don't um... I don't really like... I'm not sure how to explain this.
Uh... you know how you do that thing where you like remember people... like their names and such... yeah I don't really do that.
I tend to remember things more by topic or location rather than in a directly personal sense.
...that's probably like, uh... "offensive" or something, but uh... yeah I don't care.
Sometimes I actually like to kind of fantasize that every person I talk to online is the exact same person... and then it feels less lonely.
Humans tend to be very "fixed" in their thinking... it disturbs me.
A lot.
you're my favorite schizo on EDF6 so far
BiteySnek
Ediot
Oh, I remember people's voices though, especially if they're interesting. That's like humanity's most attractive trait I think... their voices/dialects/accents/languages.
If you all had really light blue skin tho... that would be really hot. Like "white" but not like "peach white" or "orange white" but "blue white". You know like when you buy lightbulbs and they come in "warm" and "cool" colors... yeah... humans aren't "cool".
Warm tho, humans make for excellent body pillows! Like... you know regular body pillows are just... well they're not warm, they're just... a pillow. But a hooman is like... mmm... warm caterpillar.
...and suddenly I want a giant body pillow that looks like a caterpillar... with a heating blanket inside... heating, uh... heated pillow case? Is that a thing? Well, it will be!
Hrmmm, think I'll take this over to the "weedstorming" thread.
If you all had really light blue skin tho... that would be really hot. Like "white" but not like "peach white" or "orange white" but "blue white". You know like when you buy lightbulbs and they come in "warm" and "cool" colors... yeah... humans aren't "cool".
Warm tho, humans make for excellent body pillows! Like... you know regular body pillows are just... well they're not warm, they're just... a pillow. But a hooman is like... mmm... warm caterpillar.
...and suddenly I want a giant body pillow that looks like a caterpillar... with a heating blanket inside... heating, uh... heated pillow case? Is that a thing? Well, it will be!
Hrmmm, think I'll take this over to the "weedstorming" thread.