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Spazzy Tazzy’s guide to being a good poster

Being a good poster on EDF is not as hard as it sounds especially because most of you are fat and retarded so keeping you entertained is about as trivial as buying some KFC or putting on an episode of The Wiggles

The first thing to keep in mind is you wanna stay topical if the thread is about how much call me Tim hates Jewish people you need to touch on that at some point, but don’t be afraid to branch out into other topics like the fact that call me Tim is fat or the fact call me Tim is ugly where the fact that call me Tim is retarded but the fact that call me, Tim is unlovable, but the fact that call me, Tim has no friends with the fact that Quence is fat The fact that Quence has no friends

Also remember to keep things unexpected as much as you wanna stay related to the topic at hand don’t be afraid to spice things up with you know a picture of a hairy male anus

Play around with the various formatting and reply options remember that the EDF forums are simultaneously your canvas and your medium so experiment with all of the tools you have you’re just disposable to make an interesting post or an interesting series of posts. I recently made a triptych post that was very well received by simply replying to myself several times in a row

Anyway, these are just a few of my tips on how to be a top quality poster here on the www.encyclopediadramaticforms.com.gov.fbi.edu website but ultimately I won’t reveal all of my secrets and tricks because I’m an artist and I deserve to be respected and adored for the life-changing content that I apply for free on this website

PS Quence is fat
 
The first thing to keep in mind is you wanna stay topical if the thread is about how much call me Tim hates Jewish people you need to touch on that at some point, but don’t be afraid to branch out into other topics like the fact that call me Tim is fat or the fact call me Tim is ugly where the fact that call me Tim is retarded but the fact that call me, Tim is unlovable, but the fact that call me, Tim has no friends
Hmmm, this might be a stretch, but hear me out:

Is it possible that you dislike Tim simply because he says things that rub you the wrong way (as opposed to your preferred way with a dude stroking your little foreskin deficient half-inch hairless nub) and the comments he makes are peppered with truths that make your hairy semitic butthole tingle with indignation (as opposed to tingling with delight when your male lover Elijah pins you to your personal wailing wall and uses his stiff dreidel so you can Passover into ecstasy as he liberates the exodus of his bitter herbs into the promised land of your quivering intestines)?
 

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Is it possible that you dislike Tim simply because he says things that rub you the wrong way (as opposed to your preferred way with a dude stroking your little foreskin deficient half-inch hairless nub) and the comments he makes are peppered with truths that make your hairy semitic butthole tingle with indignation (as opposed to tingling with delight when your male lover Elijah pins you to your personal wailing wall and uses his stiff dreidel so you can Passover into ecstasy as he liberates the exodus of his bitter herbs into the promised land of your quivering intestines)?
alternative thought, hear me out: it could be possible that they made this thread such that it would get the attention of tim, for tug material in the form of a witty (?) antisemetic response due to their driedel dicked voyfriend being too preoccupied turning the west into a flock of gagging voice acted mitzvah kinder dolls
 
Hmmm, this might be a stretch, but hear me out:

Is it possible that you dislike Tim simply because he says things that rub you the wrong way (as opposed to your preferred way with a dude stroking your little foreskin deficient half-inch hairless nub) and the comments he makes are peppered with truths that make your hairy semitic butthole tingle with indignation (as opposed to tingling with delight when your male lover Elijah pins you to your personal wailing wall and uses his stiff dreidel so you can Passover into ecstasy as he liberates the exodus of his bitter herbs into the promised land of your quivering intestines)?
Wow this was a good and funny poste !! Please keep it up as usually you just post frivel (fat drivel)
 
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