Sports!

[.wil]

 

[umkemesik]

Ah yes, getting a blowjob by a negress. Used to play that sport doing cable installation on the south side.

Had a repeat customer once that forgot she blew me the year before. "All white guys look the same". Yeah, well we also have brains bigger than a baboon. But even a monkey would remember who they blew last year.

 

[ASSBLONKER]

Ah yes, getting a blowjob by a negress. Used to play that sport doing cable installation on the south side.

Had a repeat customer once that forgot she blew me the year before. "All white guys look the same". Yeah, well we also have brains bigger than a baboon. But even a monkey would remember who they blew last year.

I FUCKED AN ASIAN EXCHANGE STUDENT 1NCE AND SHE WAS LEGITIMATELY STUPID AS FUCK, ///SIDE NOTE//// LIKE U KNOW WHEN GIRLS HAVE RLY SMALL FUCKIN GRAPE HEADS, U CAN ISNTNATLY TELL THEY'RE RETARDS... IDK WHY BUT THE SHAPE OF WOMENS SKULLS USUALLY CAN TELL U A LOT ABOUT HER IQ... IF HER HED IS RLY SMALL U CAN BE SURE THAT SHES STUPID AS HELL.........//// ANYWAY, I WAS RLY DRUNK AND PULLING MY EYES APART AND SAYING SHIT LIKE NI HAO CHING LING LING AND SHE WAS LIKE "TEE HEE WHAT DOES THAT MEAN" (CUZ SHE DOESNT SPEAK CHINESE LMFAO I SWEAR THIS IS TRUE) AND IM LIKE WHAT THE FUCK.... SO I TOLD HER IM LEARNING CHINESE CUZ IM PASSIONATE ABOUT ASIAN LANGUAGES............... SO SHES LIKE HOW TO SAY I LOVE PAINTING IN CHINESE AND IM LIKE OHH THATS EASY, CHING CHING PING LING LING LOOL..... AND SHE WAS LEGITIMATELY FUCKING IMPRESED..... IN A MOMENT I THOUGHT IM IN A COMA AND PLAYING OUT SOME MONTY PYTHON SKETCH IN MY BRAIN...... THEN I WALKED HER TO HER SHITTY GUTTER STUDENT MOTEL AND WHISKEY DICKED HER FOR LIKE 20 MINS

 

[umkemesik]

I FUCKED AN ASIAN EXCHANGE STUDENT 1NCE AND SHE WAS LEGITIMATELY STUPID AS FUCK, ///SIDE NOTE//// LIKE U KNOW WHEN GIRLS HAVE RLY SMALL FUCKIN GRAPE HEADS, U CAN ISNTNATLY TELL THEY'RE RETARDS... IDK WHY BUT THE SHAPE OF WOMENS SKULLS USUALLY CAN TELL U A LOT ABOUT HER IQ... IF HER HED IS RLY SMALL U CAN BE SURE THAT SHES STUPID AS HELL.........//// ANYWAY, I WAS RLY DRUNK AND PULLING MY EYES APART AND SAYING SHIT LIKE NI HAO CHING LING LING AND SHE WAS LIKE "TEE HEE WHAT DOES THAT MEAN" (CUZ SHE DOESNT SPEAK CHINESE LMFAO I SWEAR THIS IS TRUE) AND IM LIKE WHAT THE FUCK.... SO I TOLD HER IM LEARNING CHINESE CUZ IM PASSIONATE ABOUT ASIAN LANGUAGES............... SO SHES LIKE HOW TO SAY I LOVE PAINTING IN CHINESE AND IM LIKE OHH THATS EASY, CHING CHING PING LING LING LOOL..... AND SHE WAS LEGITIMATELY FUCKING IMPRESED..... IN A MOMENT I THOUGHT IM IN A COMA AND PLAYING OUT SOME MONTY PYTHON SKETCH IN MY BRAIN...... THEN I WALKED HER TO HER SHITTY GUTTER STUDENT MOTEL AND WHISKEY DICKED HER FOR LIKE 20 MINS

lol.

Small skull = small brain.

What kind of Asian was she?

Philippines and Thai are the sluttiest dummies.

 

[j15m]

I FUCKED AN ASIAN EXCHANGE STUDENT 1NCE AND SHE WAS LEGITIMATELY STUPID AS FUCK, ///SIDE NOTE//// LIKE U KNOW WHEN GIRLS HAVE RLY SMALL FUCKIN GRAPE HEADS, U CAN ISNTNATLY TELL THEY'RE RETARDS... IDK WHY BUT THE SHAPE OF WOMENS SKULLS USUALLY CAN TELL U A LOT ABOUT HER IQ... IF HER HED IS RLY SMALL U CAN BE SURE THAT SHES STUPID AS HELL.........//// ANYWAY, I WAS RLY DRUNK AND PULLING MY EYES APART AND SAYING SHIT LIKE NI HAO CHING LING LING AND SHE WAS LIKE "TEE HEE WHAT DOES THAT MEAN" (CUZ SHE DOESNT SPEAK CHINESE LMFAO I SWEAR THIS IS TRUE) AND IM LIKE WHAT THE FUCK.... SO I TOLD HER IM LEARNING CHINESE CUZ IM PASSIONATE ABOUT ASIAN LANGUAGES............... SO SHES LIKE HOW TO SAY I LOVE PAINTING IN CHINESE AND IM LIKE OHH THATS EASY, CHING CHING PING LING LING LOOL..... AND SHE WAS LEGITIMATELY FUCKING IMPRESED..... IN A MOMENT I THOUGHT IM IN A COMA AND PLAYING OUT SOME MONTY PYTHON SKETCH IN MY BRAIN...... THEN I WALKED HER TO HER SHITTY GUTTER STUDENT MOTEL AND WHISKEY DICKED HER FOR LIKE 20 MINS

I admire your technique

 

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