In short, I came up with a fucking cool thing - to burlesque in front of friends.
Anyway, what's the point, I know a lot of people who, when they get together, sometimes don't know what to do.
Well, this happens when you get together with friends who nobody fucking needs, whom you haven't seen for 1000 years, whom you wouldn't see for the same amount of time.
Of course, there's nothing fucking to talk about with them, so you have to resort to standard methods - play the dull "crocodile", "twister", "dickster", "mafia" and so on, fucking hell.
I suggest shocking the whole worthless crowd with a new thing - burlesque. For a revolution in leisure, you'll need: an enema, a funnel for pouring gasoline, grandma's sponge cake, pink food coloring, gold-colored food glitter (although no one give a shit), vanilla flavor enhancer. In short, when you realize that the evening is starting to resemble a dreary picture, you go to the toilet and do the following:
While you're listening to the cries of "the hell? what the fuck is playing?", quietly go to the center of the circle and wait. At 1:14 the chorus starts, at that moment rip off your pants and start dancing in the style of Moulin Rouge, and when Aliguera says "Burlesque", do a sexy squat and start shitting on the carpet with a pink vanilla rainbow. It would be great if the mixture went skinny - that is, splashes, and not solid, in this case, all the guests will freak out a little faster. For this, you may additionally need a household cylinder with industrial gas and a diffuser for the even distribution of gas inside the mixture. Then it would be awesome for friend Jonny-John-James to start eating all this, since he knows that it is edible and very tasty, unlike the guests.
I personally guarantee that for the next three years, all those present will talk only about this. Burlest is stylish, fashionable, and youthful.
Anyway, what's the point, I know a lot of people who, when they get together, sometimes don't know what to do.
Well, this happens when you get together with friends who nobody fucking needs, whom you haven't seen for 1000 years, whom you wouldn't see for the same amount of time.
Of course, there's nothing fucking to talk about with them, so you have to resort to standard methods - play the dull "crocodile", "twister", "dickster", "mafia" and so on, fucking hell.
I suggest shocking the whole worthless crowd with a new thing - burlesque. For a revolution in leisure, you'll need: an enema, a funnel for pouring gasoline, grandma's sponge cake, pink food coloring, gold-colored food glitter (although no one give a shit), vanilla flavor enhancer. In short, when you realize that the evening is starting to resemble a dreary picture, you go to the toilet and do the following:
- Flush your anal tubes with an enema
- Get a basin, put grandma's pie in it
- Mix it with pink food coloring to achieve the appropriate color
- Add vanilla flavor enhancer to the prepared mixture
- Sprinkle everything generously with edible glitter
- Insert a funnel into your ass
While you're listening to the cries of "the hell? what the fuck is playing?", quietly go to the center of the circle and wait. At 1:14 the chorus starts, at that moment rip off your pants and start dancing in the style of Moulin Rouge, and when Aliguera says "Burlesque", do a sexy squat and start shitting on the carpet with a pink vanilla rainbow. It would be great if the mixture went skinny - that is, splashes, and not solid, in this case, all the guests will freak out a little faster. For this, you may additionally need a household cylinder with industrial gas and a diffuser for the even distribution of gas inside the mixture. Then it would be awesome for friend Jonny-John-James to start eating all this, since he knows that it is edible and very tasty, unlike the guests.
I personally guarantee that for the next three years, all those present will talk only about this. Burlest is stylish, fashionable, and youthful.
