I found this on the internet:
I played a prank on a neighbor to stir up some drama and I'm about to get screwed.
Loss
I live in a "COHABS" complex and the mood among the residents is really bad. One specific neighbor is always the source of the fights and I came up with a plan to mess with him and try to make him move away. Just for context, he plays loud music until dawn, goes to parties and brings teenagers to his house (he's 60+), uses drugs and throws the drug baggies at our door, among other things.
I bought a crystalline penile replica (21cm), wrapped it with leftover newspapers and bubble wrap I had at home, put it in a random box, made a fake return label + a recipient delivery confirmation from the post office with his data that I pulled from the internet, from a former self-employed business he had before he retired.
I gave money to a person to come by at dawn and throw it in the "hall" of the second building behind him, because I was absolutely sure they would steal the "lost package." I didn't throw it directly into the yard because I was afraid of someone seeing me, and also because he could wake up early and destroy the box. It would also be too much work to find a mailman uniform and simulate a real delivery.
Well, the neighbors did steal it. The woman who stole the box opened it and had that surprise, with the said person's name, CPF, and address printed on the package.
It didn't even take 1 hour for the story to spread and he's swearing he's going to kill the person as soon as he finds out who it was. I spent about 70 reais on this drama and now I'm at risk of becoming a memory. This happened about two days ago and he's going to call a meeting with the residents. Yesterday morning there was a group of addicts at his door arguing.
The only proof of my involvement is the trip history on 99 (the person I paid to throw it in the hall was from another neighborhood and I had to pay for the motorbike ride). But I'm still a bit scared. I have a very different personality in real life, so no one has suspected me yet, but I can't sleep properly with the whole situation.
I'm waiting for the possible homicide to definitively decide if this is a permanent gain or loss.
Edit: 1 - I won't give my address 2 - Yes, I've already done a student exchange through the CPS (it's free) and that doesn't change my financial reality, I still live in the same place I was born. 3 - There are no relevant updates, they're still talking but they don't suspect me. 4 - I'm going to go quiet because this is taking away my peace.
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And yes, I love femdom pegging.
I played a prank on a neighbor to stir up some drama and I'm about to get screwed.
Loss
I live in a "COHABS" complex and the mood among the residents is really bad. One specific neighbor is always the source of the fights and I came up with a plan to mess with him and try to make him move away. Just for context, he plays loud music until dawn, goes to parties and brings teenagers to his house (he's 60+), uses drugs and throws the drug baggies at our door, among other things.
I bought a crystalline penile replica (21cm), wrapped it with leftover newspapers and bubble wrap I had at home, put it in a random box, made a fake return label + a recipient delivery confirmation from the post office with his data that I pulled from the internet, from a former self-employed business he had before he retired.
I gave money to a person to come by at dawn and throw it in the "hall" of the second building behind him, because I was absolutely sure they would steal the "lost package." I didn't throw it directly into the yard because I was afraid of someone seeing me, and also because he could wake up early and destroy the box. It would also be too much work to find a mailman uniform and simulate a real delivery.
Well, the neighbors did steal it. The woman who stole the box opened it and had that surprise, with the said person's name, CPF, and address printed on the package.
It didn't even take 1 hour for the story to spread and he's swearing he's going to kill the person as soon as he finds out who it was. I spent about 70 reais on this drama and now I'm at risk of becoming a memory. This happened about two days ago and he's going to call a meeting with the residents. Yesterday morning there was a group of addicts at his door arguing.
The only proof of my involvement is the trip history on 99 (the person I paid to throw it in the hall was from another neighborhood and I had to pay for the motorbike ride). But I'm still a bit scared. I have a very different personality in real life, so no one has suspected me yet, but I can't sleep properly with the whole situation.
I'm waiting for the possible homicide to definitively decide if this is a permanent gain or loss.
Edit: 1 - I won't give my address 2 - Yes, I've already done a student exchange through the CPS (it's free) and that doesn't change my financial reality, I still live in the same place I was born. 3 - There are no relevant updates, they're still talking but they don't suspect me. 4 - I'm going to go quiet because this is taking away my peace.
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And yes, I love femdom pegging.