Daniel
Campolongo
I used to consider myself to be a pretty religious person, until I made a conscious decision to stay away from Alcohol. I have lots of interesting jokes to share about why I feel that way too! For one, the Beautiful Savior is actually Hercules, also known as Emperor Tiberius. Apparently he did some moonlighting as a sommelier or that kind of nonsense. In that regard, I don't necessarily want to be lectured in church over things that I am busy in class trying to discern in my Christian Education classes anyways. I just don't really want to be a part of the alcoholism because i know exactly what it means and I was fooling myself when I said "the blood shed for the remission of my sins was proffered in high regard".
Nah. That kind of toxicity is exactly why people suffer so much from daily toil and labor, as if the actual illnesses and hunger weren't enough to deal with. I'm tired of being in a suicide fantasy brought on by my subscription to some very well meaning people at Verizon who just want to be sure my advance directive is actually solid.
Still, I'm going to say it. If the church of Scientology has been making shite jokes about toilet paper that i don't know about, the jig is up. That would make them Lutherans just like me, and I would be part of a suicide cult.
Ipso facto, here's my joke
"In Italy, the bakers are still trying to explain to everybody who wants a pizza that each slice of pepperoni will cost an entire 5 cents; while in India people still don't know why it's wrong to hold your daughter down with an actual pig.
Nah. That kind of toxicity is exactly why people suffer so much from daily toil and labor, as if the actual illnesses and hunger weren't enough to deal with. I'm tired of being in a suicide fantasy brought on by my subscription to some very well meaning people at Verizon who just want to be sure my advance directive is actually solid.
Still, I'm going to say it. If the church of Scientology has been making shite jokes about toilet paper that i don't know about, the jig is up. That would make them Lutherans just like me, and I would be part of a suicide cult.
Ipso facto, here's my joke
"In Italy, the bakers are still trying to explain to everybody who wants a pizza that each slice of pepperoni will cost an entire 5 cents; while in India people still don't know why it's wrong to hold your daughter down with an actual pig.