Totally true stories from China

a simple google search confirms this lol

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Firstly, just don’t. Do your best to avoid most public toilets by going at home. Thanks to Chinese food this may not be an option.


Do keep some small change on you. If there’s a charge there will usually be a little old lady sitting in the doorway. She may offer a single square of pink sandpaper. It’s better to bring your own tissues.


Don’t wear absorbent shoes. The floor is rarely clean.


Don’t take coats and bags in with you. There’s nowhere to put them.


As a general rule, your back should be toward the plumbing and you should be facing the door, if there is one. If there isn’t a door you’ll be facing the person squatting opposite you. They’ll probably intensely watch everything you do, so smile.


Try and keep your feet flat. This isn’t a time for losing your balance.


Do join in the conversation. There’s no taboo on chatting in Chinese toilets, so expect to answer a few questions.


Finally the most important one: No matter how urgent your needs may be, check your aim. Make sure you’re going to be on target and that your clothes are not on the ground, or in the line of fire.



what in the fuck
 

chuj

A regular degenerate; lowest of the low
Janny
a simple google search confirms this lol

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Firstly, just don’t. Do your best to avoid most public toilets by going at home. Thanks to Chinese food this may not be an option.


Do keep some small change on you. If there’s a charge there will usually be a little old lady sitting in the doorway. She may offer a single square of pink sandpaper. It’s better to bring your own tissues.


Don’t wear absorbent shoes. The floor is rarely clean.


Don’t take coats and bags in with you. There’s nowhere to put them.


As a general rule, your back should be toward the plumbing and you should be facing the door, if there is one. If there isn’t a door you’ll be facing the person squatting opposite you. They’ll probably intensely watch everything you do, so smile.


Try and keep your feet flat. This isn’t a time for losing your balance.


Do join in the conversation. There’s no taboo on chatting in Chinese toilets, so expect to answer a few questions.


Finally the most important one: No matter how urgent your needs may be, check your aim. Make sure you’re going to be on target and that your clothes are not on the ground, or in the line of fire.



what in the fuck
i'd say it's an improvement
 
a simple google search confirms this lol

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Firstly, just don’t. Do your best to avoid most public toilets by going at home. Thanks to Chinese food this may not be an option.


Do keep some small change on you. If there’s a charge there will usually be a little old lady sitting in the doorway. She may offer a single square of pink sandpaper. It’s better to bring your own tissues.


Don’t wear absorbent shoes. The floor is rarely clean.


Don’t take coats and bags in with you. There’s nowhere to put them.


As a general rule, your back should be toward the plumbing and you should be facing the door, if there is one. If there isn’t a door you’ll be facing the person squatting opposite you. They’ll probably intensely watch everything you do, so smile.


Try and keep your feet flat. This isn’t a time for losing your balance.


Do join in the conversation. There’s no taboo on chatting in Chinese toilets, so expect to answer a few questions.


Finally the most important one: No matter how urgent your needs may be, check your aim. Make sure you’re going to be on target and that your clothes are not on the ground, or in the line of fire.



what in the fuck
That's so gross. I think I'd invest in a hoverboard so i could go in and never have to touch the ground myself
 
a simple google search confirms this lol

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Firstly, just don’t. Do your best to avoid most public toilets by going at home. Thanks to Chinese food this may not be an option.


Do keep some small change on you. If there’s a charge there will usually be a little old lady sitting in the doorway. She may offer a single square of pink sandpaper. It’s better to bring your own tissues.


Don’t wear absorbent shoes. The floor is rarely clean.


Don’t take coats and bags in with you. There’s nowhere to put them.


As a general rule, your back should be toward the plumbing and you should be facing the door, if there is one. If there isn’t a door you’ll be facing the person squatting opposite you. They’ll probably intensely watch everything you do, so smile.


Try and keep your feet flat. This isn’t a time for losing your balance.


Do join in the conversation. There’s no taboo on chatting in Chinese toilets, so expect to answer a few questions.


Finally the most important one: No matter how urgent your needs may be, check your aim. Make sure you’re going to be on target and that your clothes are not on the ground, or in the line of fire.



what in the fuck
Lol and here I thought they just had turkish squat toilets. These chiggas are on another level
 
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