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A patient who rammed a 2ft mobile phone charger cable up hisfor sexual gratification tried to fool docs by claiming he had swallowed it.
The 30-year-old arrived at his doctors in Guwahati, India with the unusual ailment.
He told the medics that he had ingested the wire, prompting them to launch a fruitless search.
It was only when X-Ray on the operating table was taken that it became clear the wire was in the 30-year-old’s urinary bladder.
Stunned surgeon Walliul Islam said: “We could have done away with the surgery if he had told us the truth.”
He added: “The patient came to us with severe abdomen pain and told us that he consumed a cable by mistake.
“We examined his stool and conducted an endoscopy as well but couldn’t find the cable.
"When we operated him, there was nothing in his gastrointestinal tract.”
Dr Islam said the embarrassed patient had a habit of inserting cables and “other stuff” through his
“It’s a type of masturbation called urethral sounding, which is the insertion of an object or liquid into the urethra,” said the senior consultant surgeon.
“The person had come to us five days after he inserted the cable. He repeatedly told us he consumed it through his mouth and we never imagined an adult would lie about such a thing.”
The doctor said that the patient was of sound mental health.
“Instances of men indulging in urethral sounding are known,” Dr Islam continued.
“But this person went to an extreme and hence the cable reached his urinary bladder.
"This is a very rare thing.
“Surgery was successful and the patient is recovering “Everything is possible on this earth, indeed!"
Man ‘sticks phone charger up penis' - but tells doctors he swallowed it
The 30-year-old did not tell doctors in Guwahati, India the truth about how the wire had come to find itself in his bladder, prompting a fruitless search for the phone charger
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An 11-year-old boy suffered pain for a week after putting 20 magnetic balls up his
The 'curious' child, from Dongguan in South China, needed surgery on his bladder to remove the eodymium magnet toys known as 'Buckyballs'
He suffered from blood in his urine, among other symptoms for a week because he was too afraid to tell his parents.
But it was when they took their son for a check-up at a local hospital where they discovered what he had been up to, according to Li Honghui, chief urologist at Dongguan Children's Hospital.
The boy had put the neodymium magnet toys known as 'Buckyballs' up his urethra (Image: AsiaWire)
The boy, whose symptoms include frequent urination and pain while urinating, was found to have a string of 20 magnetic balls in his bladder, causing painful inflammation.
Doctor Li performed a cystoscopy - an endoscopy of the bladder - during which he was able to count the now rusty magnets in the child's organ.
Li Honghui, chief urologist had Dongguan Children's Hospital, said the boy was too afraid to tell his parents and lived with the symptoms for a week before they brought him to a local hospital for a check-up (Image: AsiaWire)
The medic said: "But we couldn't remove a string of 20 spheres through a cystoscopy, so we opted for a minimally invasive surgery instead."
'Curious' young boy inserted 20 magnetic balls up his penis
The boy inserted the magnet toys up his penis, which caused painful symptoms, but he didn't tell his parents for a week because he was scared, according to a doctor
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