What was your first job?

[Illuminati]

I got a summer job at a thrift store rummaging through carts in 110 degree heat right after 9th grade. At 6 we had to stuff all merchandise inside to clean up shop before closing time.



How about the rest of you?

 

[Likeicare]

Fucking your mum

 

[Illuminati]

Fucking your mum

Weren't you a sheet metal worker?

 

[chuj]

picking up beer cans

 

[Illuminati]

picking up beer cans

How much were you paid an hour

 

[Likeicare]

Weren't you a sheet metal worker?

all that stuff came after i fucked your mum

 

[Olēinad Oēmor]

My first job was also fucking your mum.

 

[chuj]

How much were you paid an hour

i was payed per kilogram of aluminium sir also i was 9

 

[no access to email sent]

Paperboy prolly age 9ish

 

[lurk]

i got like $10 a day in mid '90s helping my dad deliver produce to local stores in a non-descript white mover truck or utility van. i was like 14 or 15 at the time. first legit job was at a burger king.

 

[Stoic Sigma]

I worked in the back of a Home Goods store and threw shit into the trash compactor. I fucking hated it because throwing shit into a trash compactor for ~4 hours a day starts to get a little mind numbing.

I guess before that I volunteered at an aquarium of sorts, but I also fucking hated it because I didn't get to do any of the fun stuff and being assigned to sit around in one location for ~4 hours a day starts to get a little mind-numbing.

 

[tasuviyo]

wow you fatties are old

 

[the best user here]

Cashier at a pizza shop.

 

[Dildo Baggins]

Being a child prostitute.

 

[JustAnotherBot]

My first job ever was being a "fluffer" in the porno industry during the height of Jewish power in the late 90's.

Those dicks didn't get themselves hard, I'll have you know.

 

[no access to email sent]

My second job required me to dress up in business casual with a tie and serving meat to customers and the day ended wearing the business casual and the tie and spraying off blood soaked band saws and getting the rotten meat out of the corners.

 

[JustAnotherBot]

My second job required me to dress up in business casual with a tie and serving meat to customers and the day ended wearing the business casual and the tie and spraying off blood soaked band saws and getting the rotten meat out of the corners.

I used to work at a slaughterhouse named Golden Coral too.

 

[Illuminati]

@Call Me Tim What did you do back in boomer times?

 

[Call Me Tim]

Everything from resturant work. 1st job,
To retail 2nd job.
To sales 3rd job.
To office work 1st real job.

 

[Illuminati]

Everything from resturant work. 1st job,
To retail 2nd job.
To sales 3rd job.
To office work 1st real job.

You said earlier you did fast food and got a coworker arrested for stealing from the register