what was your most recent purchase?

5 dozen eggs
Greek Yogurt
Top of the line canned dog food
You know, if I wanted to be one of the Bros as well, I'd buy 5 dozen eggs, start lifting like crazy, say screw the goatee and just go with the gym rat soul patch, then buy the only friend that I've ever had in life "premium canned slop" because I'm such and insufferable faggot whom has shortened his companion's years by about half. You're very sad, my good sir... Show me your tits to repent.
 
You know, if I wanted to be one of the Bros as well, I'd buy 5 dozen eggs, start lifting like crazy, say screw the goatee and just go with the gym rat soul patch, then buy the only friend that I've ever had in life "premium canned slop" because I'm such and insufferable faggot whom has shortened his companion's years by about half. You're very sad, my good sir... Show me your tits to repent.
Whoa, that’s quite the outpouring of angst. How shall you remedy it? I know! Another face stamp. But this time, cover everything - cheeks, nose, eyes, ears, fivehead. It will make you feel better. I promise.
 
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