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Ediot
Stefan said you look like a retard. That's why we can't be friends anymore, I'm tired of being dragged down by you Kenny. You keep fucking around in your life, and your family is always supporting your shit. You cry about how your shit is fucked but all you do is knock up chick and huff whatever shit you want. I mean what the fuck is that? Seriously dude what the actual fuck is that? You filled an entire gas tank with Galaxi Gas and then created an air tight chamber in your closet so you could fill it with the gas and huff it. I can't believe you're still even alive. And don't even get me started about that time you created an incest porn with your sister and played it on the projector at your dad's funeral. I get that he repeatedly raped you while choking you out in the closet after baking your puppies in an oven and forcing you and your sister to eat it while naked, but that does not give you the right to behave like a degenerate. Besides, he's family, and it's just like they say in Lilo & Stich, "familia es todo", which is loosely Chinese for "where we go one, all goes one, and one for all, and all for one, for he is a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny."
If you don't know what that means, it's an ancient proverb that basically means "don't fuck your sister". And can you tell you mom to stop drugging me and sucking my cock? I know she's just lonely but it's still rape, man. It's still rape. Maybe someday in the future we can be friends again, I think you're a good guy and I enjoy the good times we have (remember that one time we did mushrooms and them spent 2 weeks straight tripping out while playing the first level of Super Mario Bros. on repeat the entire time?). I love you man, take care.
-Your neighborhood pal, Spider-Man
If you don't know what that means, it's an ancient proverb that basically means "don't fuck your sister". And can you tell you mom to stop drugging me and sucking my cock? I know she's just lonely but it's still rape, man. It's still rape. Maybe someday in the future we can be friends again, I think you're a good guy and I enjoy the good times we have (remember that one time we did mushrooms and them spent 2 weeks straight tripping out while playing the first level of Super Mario Bros. on repeat the entire time?). I love you man, take care.
-Your neighborhood pal, Spider-Man
