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OMG, it's rare but the AI made me laugh. I was talking about House of the Dead 2 and the AI said this:
"James Taylor is the only man who can witness a chainsaw massacre and respond like someone just told him the copier jammed again."
Heidi the girl
Heidi the girl
To: AMS Headquarters
From: Goldman, Senior Bio‑Catastrophe Strategist
Subject: Q4 Performance Review


Team,

Unfortunately, we did not meet our projected targets for global annihilation this quarter. While the mutant rollout showed promise, key performance indicators (KPIs) such as “sustained terror” and “civilian eradication efficiency” fell below expectations.

In light of these shortcomings, I’ve decided to streamline operations by reducing headcount. Effective immediately, I will be eliminating one position.

Mine.

Thank you for your continued dedication.
Please direct all future inquiries to gravity.

Farewell.
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