Charity Request: I Desperately Need Your Help

[Quence]

No you're not in a position to negotiate, now it's going up to ₩138,379.

Oh come on, negotiation is the lifeblood of capitalist societies. It’s how we arrive at a fair price.

I have raised my offer to ₩69,000.

Are you still interested in this transaction?

Very much so. Let’s get it done sooner rather than later.

 

[Quence]

@Quence is not a serious buyer. She spends most of her money on snacks

How DARE you! I rarely snack between meals but when I do snack it’s always some fruit or vegetables that I consume.

 

[pgorilla]

I had an account under the name "Shitz Nolte" (it's like Nick Nolte only covered in shit) and they asked for my ID as proof I was using my real name. What the fuck is that about? What? My word isn't good enough?

 

[Demonic87]

I had an account under the name "Shitz Nolte" (it's like Nick Nolte only covered in shit) and they asked for my ID as proof I was using my real name. What the fuck is that about? What? My word isn't good enough?

I want to have a threesome with you and @Quence. You'll both be bottoms and subject to all forms of homosexual depravity. May Kike Jesus watch us with a hard-on that even God couldn't soften with his magic touch!

 

[Quence]

I had an account under the name "Shitz Nolte" (it's like Nick Nolte only covered in shit) and they asked for my ID as proof I was using my real name. What the fuck is that about? What? My word isn't good enough?

Hey, long time no see, Pony. Glad that you’ve come back to visit us in this asylum.

BTW, do you currently have a registered facebook account?

 

[Crassmeister]

 

[pgorilla]

Hey, long time no see, Pony. Glad that you’ve come back to visit us in this asylum.

BTW, do you currently have a registered facebook account?

I do but it's linked to my messenger account which I need so I can't just give it away Willy nilly. You can, however, have one of my 20 or so Twitters.

 

[Quence]

I do but it's linked to my messenger account which I need so I can't just give it away Willy nilly. You can, however, have one of my 20 or so Twitters.

That’s very kind but I’m currently in need of an established facebook account.

Perchance do have more than 1 facebook account?

 

[pgorilla]

That’s very kind but I’m currently in need of an established facebook account.

Perchance do have more than 1 facebook account?

For some reason meta is only letting me log in to the associated Instagram. I have to do some shit around here. I'll try again a little later.

 

[Quence]

For some reason meta is only letting me log in to the associated Instagram. I have to do some shit around here. I'll try again a little later.

Oh, that is interesting. I’m also in the market for a lightly used Instagram account.

 

[pgorilla]

Oh, that is interesting. I’m also in the market for a lightly used Instagram account.

Yeah. It's not letting me change the associated phone number and while I'm fairly certain I've posted my number here before, I certainly did on bitwave, I kind of don't want to do that. I'll keep you updated if I find some other accounts or figure this shit out.

 

[Quence]

Yeah. It's not letting me change the associated phone number and while I'm fairly certain I've posted my number here before, I certainly did on bitwave, I kind of don't want to do that. I'll keep you updated if I find some other accounts or figure this shit out.

Thank You