My mom and brother, my roommate, my best friend irl, my best online friend who is a pedophile, 3 of my direct reports at work, and the family dog. everyone else im not so sure
Researchers at MIT are trying to develop a rope with the tensile strength required to support @Quence ’s weight so she can finally kill herself. Frankly I’m not holding my breath; even if they do develop such a material, it would likely be prohibitively expensive given just how much of it you’d need to actually wrap around her neck