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Tardchick was on vacation in Guatemala (“on holiday” as they say in British faggot island) and mistook a sickly young Guatemalan girl for a wild pig

due to his diabetes-induced glaucoma. He hadn’t eaten in a while (1.5 hours) so he had delirium from low blood sugar and attempted to catch the girl (her name was Lupè) in order to cook her into the traditional English dish “pork, brown slop, and white slop.” Fortunately he was stopped by police and he wasnt charged with any crimes as it quickly became apparent that he is retarded
 
im calling bullshit on this story right now. there's no way tardchick could afford that many seats on an airplane.

@tasuviyo and @lurk, I agree with lurk. I don't think he has enough money to rent this for travel.

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Believe it or not but he was able to save up his welfare checks (he’s “on the dole” as they say on British faggot island)

But then Pizza Hut had a weeklong buy one get one promotional deal and he quickly burned through his savings

Tardchick was really upset with himself because he’s been saving money for so long to be able to fly to actually he wanted to fly to Spain however he then met a Guatemalan man online who went with the name of Alejandro and he thought Alejandro just wanted to be his friend, but Alejandro was actually a big old chubby chaser We all knew this from the start of course because we’re not retarded and hard chick was his just type his white whale corpulence and pale and a bit slow in the head and so they became friends and eventually Alejandro flew out to Guatemala. However, what doesn’t carry through the computer screen is the scent the stench of hard chick so they met in person, and Alejandro immediately fled because he could not deal with the stench Now tardchick was stuck in Guatemala with no lodging. There’s no worries doesn’t speak the local language which is why he went about 1.5 hours without eating, which is a long time for him. Fortunately, when his next welfare check deposited, he got to Liv a bit like a king and Guatemala because the currency on British faggots Island goes pretty far in South America
 
But then Pizza Hut had a weeklong buy one get one promotional deal and he quickly burned through his savings

Tardchick was really upset with himself because he’s been saving money for so long to be able to fly to actually he wanted to fly to Spain however he then met a Guatemalan man online who went with the name of Alejandro and he thought Alejandro just wanted to be his friend, but Alejandro was actually a big old chubby chaser We all knew this from the start of course because we’re not retarded and hard chick was his just type his white whale corpulence and pale and a bit slow in the head and so they became friends and eventually Alejandro flew out to Guatemala. However, what doesn’t carry through the computer screen is the scent the stench of hard chick so they met in person, and Alejandro immediately fled because he could not deal with the stench Now tardchick was stuck in Guatemala with no lodging. There’s no worries doesn’t speak the local language which is why he went about 1.5 hours without eating, which is a long time for him. Fortunately, when his next welfare check deposited, he got to Liv a bit like a king and Guatemala because the currency on British faggots Island goes pretty far in South America
Alright, this has to be AI generated because there is no fucking way this is written by a human... especially with some of the fucked up spelling and grammar, tasuviyo has to be an AI or at least has to be bot because my god this post almost doesnt make any sense

jesus christ.
 
Alright, this has to be AI generated because there is no fucking way this is written by a human... especially with some of the fucked up spelling and grammar, tasuviyo has to be an AI or at least has to be bot because my god this post almost doesnt make any sense

jesus christ.
I used text to speech to type most of it bc I didn’t want to develop carpel tunnel syndrome writing about your fatness
 
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