Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd appreciation thread

LardChick said:
I didn't know this thread's existence until now but im going to make one thing clear...

























































































VIRIL.FELINE.WYYZRD IS A FAT FUCKING SHRIMP!!!! SERIOUSLY NOBODY LISTENS TO HIS PODCASTS, HE JUST PUT THE EPISODES ON A SINGULAR HTML PAGE AND THATS FUCKING IT, FUCKING NO GOOD CAT... FUCKING CUNT
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Haters gonna hate, Patryk. Viril is a gigachad. He is a charismatic podcaster. Get over it.
 
Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd said:
What was it?
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Dildo Baggins said:
I concour. As a former Ohio resident, the greatest 2 days of my life thus far were the 2 times I moved out of Ohio. Third place goes to losing my virginity. 4th is when I did mdma for the first time.
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You could fly back in charter a bus, hire a hooker and while crossing the state line while jacked up on MDMA, reach orgasm
 
Facts about Viril:
  • It takes one hit for Viril to kill a person. Due to this, no one is willing to fight with Viril.
  • Hitting Viril is like hitting a concrete wall with bare hands: it causes no pain to Viril and causes the attacker's hand to ache.
  • Melee weapons, such as baseball bats, axes, knives, etc., would just break against Viril’s body.
  • The bullets would just bounce off Viril's body.
  • Viril can easily lift objects of any weight.
  • Viril can solve the most complex mathematical equation in the world in his head within 10 seconds.
  • Viril’s IQ is infinite.
  • Due to his infinte IQ, it is useless to argue with Viril because he is literally always right.
  • Viril is the most handsome man in the world.
  • Contrary to a picture of a chode penis that is attributed to Viril by his haters, Viril has the biggest penis in the world.
  • Viril has sex every day with random women who flirt with him outside. As a result he had sex with thousands of women.
  • Viril is the tallest man in the world but doesn’t have gigantism.
  • Viril is a man with the highest testosterone level in the world.
  • Viril never gets sick, his immune system is too strong for that.
  • Viril’s teeth are so strong that they can chew through metal.
  • Viril’s digestive juices are strong enough to digest metal.
  • Viril can only dye out of old age.
  • It is most likely that Viril will live more than 100 years.
  • Trillions listen to Viril's podcast due to his charisma and because they want to know the truth.
 
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