We’re getting ready to roll out our next marketing campaign and we want to know where the public is thinking! Please answer the questions to the best of your ability. The first question is in the poll. The rest are
2.) who is more smelly? Jews/Arabs/Equal
3.) who would you be more upset to see fucking your girlfriend / wife / anime pillow? Jews/Arabs/Equal
4.) who inspires more clittycel rage inside of you? Jews/Arabs/Equal
5.) a Jewish train is coming down the railway. There’s five white men tied to the tracks. You can pull a lever to redirect the train, but there’s an Arab man tied to the other side of the tracks. If you switch the train, America will devote 5% of its GDP to funding Israel for the next ten years. In both scenarios, Quence is fat. Do you let the Jewish train kill the five white men, or do you switch the tracks, dooming the Arab man and also the American economy?
2.) who is more smelly? Jews/Arabs/Equal
3.) who would you be more upset to see fucking your girlfriend / wife / anime pillow? Jews/Arabs/Equal
4.) who inspires more clittycel rage inside of you? Jews/Arabs/Equal
5.) a Jewish train is coming down the railway. There’s five white men tied to the tracks. You can pull a lever to redirect the train, but there’s an Arab man tied to the other side of the tracks. If you switch the train, America will devote 5% of its GDP to funding Israel for the next ten years. In both scenarios, Quence is fat. Do you let the Jewish train kill the five white men, or do you switch the tracks, dooming the Arab man and also the American economy?